The Accident Thread

[Paranoid Android]

I ran into an ottoman

[Aneurysm]

The other day I made a homemade candle out of old wax and a coffee cup, after letting it burn a while I made the mistake of picking it up, needless to say it was really ****ing hot so I dropped it and spilled wax on my hand and all over the carpet, I had a blister the next day, quite good fun really.

One day in fifth grade I was coming in from getting the mail, I think, and when I closed the door I smashed my finger so I was yelling and cursing and such, and then I turn it over and there's blood running all down my arm and onto my shoes, took me all night to get it to stop bleeding, and then the next day in school it popped open and blood spurted on my friend's face, interesting times.

[Paranoid Android]

I walked through some grass and then my legs were on fire.

[Aneurysm]

Was the grass on fire!?

[Shane G.]

I burned the hell out of my thumb last night... firework accident.

[Tzvia]

a couple months ago i was returning from the mall with my friend, and i should have gone pee before we left. im guessing you know the results. a block away from my house at that! good times. and today i fell down an escelator in public.

[Aneurysm]

You peed yourself!?

That one cum42blynumb person should post here, cause that handle is an accident, whoever it is will regret it.

[Tzvia]

haha. yes i peed myself. and im not afraid to tell people. i was only a block away from my house though. but we were laughing really hard.

[Aneurysm]

I've never done that, I've had to pee so bad it hurt though, that sucks.

[Paranoid Android]

The grass wasn't on fire. It was poisonous

[Aneurysm]

They have a silly new invention to prevent that, they're called pants, can you believe it!? Crazy people!

[vacant_eyes]

Whilst at football training (or "soccer") i went to do a bicycle (overhead kick). Whilst doing so i stood into a pothole in the turf. My body went forward and my ankle kind of twisted to go with it which tore the muscle. I lay on the floor for a couple of minutes, then had to crawl off the pitch as my friends thought i was joking, not nice. After that i decided to "run it off" which made it 10 times worse, i was in agony for about 2 weeks.

[aussie_fan]

I broke both my arms once, at the same time. It was awful, they were both in casts. Thats about the worst injury Ive ever had, but generally Im a healthy person.