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#17
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| See, you're dead good at it so why ruin all that hard work in building such a great carreer for a fleeting moment of fame as a top alternative comedian! |
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#18
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| I figure if Jerry Seinfeld can make millions by pointing out fairly obvious observations, then why can't I? What's the deal with those new Ritz Chips? I mean, is it a cracker or is it a chip? If someone asks you "so what are you eating" and you'll say "I'm eating some Ritz" and they'll say "oh crackers huh?" and you'll say "you know, I don't know". *pause for laughs* |
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#20
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| It's all in the delivery.... |
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#21
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| Well he's no delivery boy that's for sure. |
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#22
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| Live from Texas Its THE CRACKERMAN |
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#23
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| No, that was my old day job. But I was fired for shaking up the chocolate milk. |