Remember When You Were Young

I threw darts into my father's massive oil painting that he'd bought at an auction.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

I also pushed someone down a flight of stairs and knocked them out.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

I threw a ripe pear at my brother's head. He ducked, and it went right through a window.

~Fletch

I've also experimented with beautiful balloons in my past....

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It is good to be Fletch.

In kindergarten I ate a bunch of glue. Didn't feel too good after that...

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fLOyDiAN

I've done that, to a paiting that my father bought from a friend that was undergoing a major depressive episode, after his divorce. My father insisted in hanging the painting on our house long after his friend had recovered, and we were still suffering from the effects of his depression by looking at it every day. The paiting was so ugly that my brother and I finally used it as target for our bb guns. Pretty fun, I must say.

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Shine on,
Paulo

"What is more important: Satisfying one thousand desires or conquering just one?" - Samsara

I've stolen those glow in the dark elevator fire emergency signs.

Okay, I've actually done that since I turned 20.
But I've reformed, and don't steal them any more.
Although yesterday my boyfriend stole one for me
Some girls get candy or flowers...


I've also glued people's lockers shut, come to class drunk, and (in my extreme youth) given the finger to many a surveillence camera.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

My Aunt was one of the people who wanted me to be very proficient in english. She once told me to write 10 lines on "Father" when I was in 2nd grade.

I distinctly remember them laughing when they read out the fourth line I had writen:

"My father is the driver of the family"

To my mind, it seemed like his job, since I had only seen him drive My relatives still tease me about that.

When I was about 7 years old, I also once got so enthusiastic in 'fork fighting' with my cousin at dinner, that I jabbed the fork at her forehead... and to my absolute horror, it stuck there! Luckily, it was only a flesh wound. My cousin still carries the scars till this day and I get teased about it whenever we sit down for a meal...

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Work in the ER is a mix of can do, can't do and "sure, what the hell..."

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When I was 5 or 6, I was left alone in the front seat of my uncle's car. It had vinyl covered bench seats. I took the cigarette lighter and made a cool pattern of little, melted holes all over the seat.

good one simon!!


once i was sitting alone at the table waiting for dinner and i made the dog lick my brother's empty plate. as everybody started to eat i was laughing so hard that my mom forced me to tell why i was laughing... my brother jumped off his chair and gave me the beating of my life.

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And when you loose control...

I honestly don't remember anything.. cept for the chicken incident. I wanted to play with a chicken on my grandparents' farm and my grandma brought me one.. I held it really tight and it started scratching but I kept holding on tighter and swearing at it ( I was 4) and my grandma thought it was the funniest thing ever

cheers

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

I shone like the sun.

You must have been a pretty bright kid

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

No, I just bleached my skin.

I locked myself in my fathers car, when I was 6. We had arrived home and I wanted to go for a longer drive. He did not! I refused to get out of the car and he left me there. I'm assuming that he thought when I got tired of waiting I'd get out o the car and come into the house. He went inside and promptly fell asleep. I did get tired of waiting in the car when it was clear a longer drive was NOT in the cards. I tried and tried to open the car door, but at a 6, I couldn't (didn't have the strength) to get the door open. I was left in the car all night. I still ask myself why I didn't honk the horn?!
My father was horrified to find me still in the car when he was leaving for work the next day.

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