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Old 08-08-2001, 08:14 PM
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Re: A little Floyd humour

Just got this off a site, http://lunatics.cjb.net I think, but it's interesting stuff

Working titles for some songs/albums

Candy and a Currant Bun: Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It

See Emily Play: Ritch Bitch

Matilda Mother: Samantha Mammy

Flaming: Limp-Wrist Blues

Bike: Get-Along Gerhard

Pow R Toc H: Put That In Your Pipe, part II

See Saw: The Most Boring Song I've Ever Written Bar Two

Careful with that Axe, Eugene: Keep Smiling Or You'll Get This Axe Between Your Eyes, People; Careful with that Ego, Roger

Atom Heart Mother: Udder Nonsense

Echoes: Yellow Summery; The Albatross Song

Dark Side of the Moon: Lavender Lloyd's Amazing Ragtime Band and Bordello

Dogs: You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Pigs (3 Different Ones): Mary Whitehouse Can Kiss My Ass

Sheep: Cussing and Spitting

The Wall: People Who Screwed Me Over at One Point or Another

Another Brick in the Wall, part II: The Education Song

A Momentary Lapse of Reason: Buy This Record and Watch Roger Scream; I'll Keep It in a Box If I Want To; This Doesn't Sound a Fucking Thing Like Pink Floyd

Radio KAOS: Disco Lives!

Amused to Death: Amusement to Death; Amusing to Death; Amazing to Death; Amazons of Death; A Mission to Death; Azimuth to Death; Poached to Death; Stomped to Death; Beaten, Stabbed, Squashed, and Boiled to Death; Dead; No, Really, Really Dead; A Momentary Lapse of Breath



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Re: A little Floyd humour

Is this the same site that had A Saucerful of Sucrets: The Pink Floyd Oddity? That was a very funny spoof.
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Old 08-09-2001, 07:32 AM
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Same site, NNJ. They call themselves the Assorted Lunatics. A Saucerful of Sucrets was interesting, but soooo long. And not-at-all gay.
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Old 08-15-2001, 04:30 AM
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Re: A little Floyd humour

I found a site awhile (don't remember the name of it, quite a long URL name) but they typed up the original list of track to the PF Reunion album, which I managed to save: Here It Is..

1. Would Someone Roll Me Onstage? (Gilmour)
2. L.S.D (Barrett)
3. Wish You Don't Get Fired Again (Waters,Gilmour,Mason) 'Pink Floyd Tribute to Rick Wright'
4. We Need U After All (Gilmour, Wright, Mason)
5. Sometimes I Call Eric Claptons Mother and Talk To Her About The War (Waters)
6. I'm Better When I'm Alone (Waters)
7. Please? (Gilmour,Wright,Mason)
8. Allright, But Richard Has To Go (Waters)
9. L.S.D - Part II (Barrett)
10. Once We Were Good (Waters,Gilmours,Wright,Mason)
11. Not Anymore (Barrett)
12. Unemployed 'Instrumental' (Wright)
13. Hey, Guys, Lets Do a Project Where A Boy Looses His Father In A War And Falls Into Deep Depression As He Grows Older (Waters)
14. No (Gilmour,Wright, Mason)
15. Why Not? (Waters)
16. U Did That Allready (Gilmour, Mason)
17. Yeah..What They Said.. (Wright)
18. You're Still Here? (Waters)
19. I Quit (Waters)
20. F**king Bastard (Gilmour,Wright,Mason)

Bonus Track: Guys?!? Where's My L.S.D? (Barrett)
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Re: A little Floyd humour

Funny.
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Old 08-15-2001, 11:06 AM
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LOL, that was the best one.
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22. Excellent! (PeRCeiVe)
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Re: A little Floyd humour

Brilliant! 10/10 for humour, pity the site isn't up.
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Re: A little Floyd humour

Or, to project a better image of a certain Floydian, you could do it like this...

1. Would Someone Roll Me Onstage? (Gilmour)
2. L.S.D (Barrett)
3. Wish You Don't Get Fired Again (Waters,Gilmour,Mason) 'Pink Floyd Tribute to Rick Wright'
4. We Need U After All (Gilmour, Wright, Mason)
5. Sometimes I Call Eric Claptons Mother and Talk To Her About The War (Waters)
6. I'm Better When I'm Alone (Waters)
7. Please? (Gilmour,Wright,Mason)
8. Allright, But Richard Has To Go (Waters)
9. Two Words: "F*ck Off." (Wright)
10. I Quit (Waters)
11. Have Fun, I'll Get the Last Laugh in the End (Wright)
12. F**king Bastard (Gilmour,Wright,Mason)
13. Hope the Door Hits Your Ass On the Way Out (Gilmour)
13. Let's Make Another Album About Roger Screwing Us Over (Gilmour, Wright)
14. The Last Laugh (All the Way to the Bank) (Wright)
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Re: A little Floyd humour

I came across these while snooping in the archives and thought them worthy of resurrection.
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Very Very funny... I love the one about Clapton's Mum....
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Re: A little Floyd humour

Quote:
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I came across these while snooping in the archives and thought them worthy of resurrection.
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Yes...worthy of resurrection indeed.

Floydwright's obsession-laced contribution added an element of nostalgia to the whole thing.
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