good god...

I was watching SNL (sucks compared to the older eps) a week ago and Avril Lavigne, or however you spell her name was the guest musician. I don't want to offend the people who like her, but....I need some condolance, is there anybody out there who hates her as much as I do?
I checked to see if this has been done before, and if it has, many appologies

your not alone.

I don't know her, so I can't claim to hate her. I don't mind some of her tunes and I can always turn the radio off. She has talent.

i don't like her too, i don't like the way how she claims to be a real artist compared to all those others(Britney, Christina) while she is a shit artist who can't sing live too.

Back in the day, they'd put a rubber band round Mr. Ed's tongue, then dub 'his voice' in afterwards

I think she's more of an artist than Britney Spears. For one, she really sings live (Britney doesn't), and she doesn't make videos near on as 'suggestive' as the one for 'Toxic'.

And no, her latest one doesn't count.

WHAT!!!

Yes, it's true. I'm sorry that you had to find out like this, but... I had to tell somebody.

Are you alright?

Why didn't they just record his dialogue on set?

He was a terrible alcoholic. Him and Johnny Weismuller used to get on the lash and cause all sorts of shit around Tinseltown. There was simply no guarantee that he'd turn up, and, well, those THX guys charge by the hour

Apparently someone can make him drink.

Yeah, but it took bloody Tarzan of the apes, man. That's stubborn

Horses have always had a fondness for apes. Consider the hunting parties in the Heston-populated far future.

I'm considering them. Now what? Also, I don't think that that particular future was Heston- populated. There were quite a lot of hairpieces, but only one solitary gun. Now, that can't be right, surely.

Why do you suppose he was so angry all the time? Michael Moore burst in & won.