| Re: merge all forums into one big forum called "stupidity"
Here's a testimonial from the Colonblow website
'"I have tried colonblow twice. A few years back, I read about it in Maxim magazine. I got it, and tried it immediately. I followed the instructions to the aggressive approach perfectly. I was a bit disappointed however, after only some low mass, strange, slimy turds...I was hoping for the mother load...pun intended!!
I did not give up hope, knowing that your product would not be on the market for very long if it didn't work, so, with a buddy, I decided to order more. I ordered the 3 pack (no long sleeve T shirt was included in the deal then, if you would like to send me one now, that would be cool). I began my 2nd colonblow experience Friday afternoon after work, but did not take the same aggressive approach. After the first serving, I was starving, so I ate a few buffalo wings, and drank about 6 beers. The next morning, I had colonblow for breakfast, and colonblow for lunch. Then, the strangest thing happened. About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!
That was about 6 months ago, and I'm thinking of taking another dose soon... possibly this weekend. Maybe even at work, where I might not get much work done, but I can use the industrial strength toilets. '  | 
09-29-2004, 04:54 PM
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