merge all forums into one big forum called "stupidity"

[Aneurysm]

It doesn't hurt for you, Timmy, but for regular people it does.

[GeraldTheMouse]

Seems if you keep yourself regular, it shouldn't be a problem.

[Not Now John]

A bowl of Super Colon Blow, anyone?

[Botley]

This Ano-Weet really clears me.

[Aneurysm]

'You would have to eat 14,000 bowls of the other stuff to equal one bowl of Colon Blow!'

[Sydney]

ewwwwwwwwwwww...

cheers

[DeathTöngue]

I just got out of the bathroom, and it's already August! Man, that stuff really, really, works.

I wouldn't go in there for awhile, if I were you...

[Aneurysm]

Might need a shovel.

[Axe victim]

Here's a testimonial from the Colonblow website
'"I have tried colonblow twice. A few years back, I read about it in Maxim magazine. I got it, and tried it immediately. I followed the instructions to the aggressive approach perfectly. I was a bit disappointed however, after only some low mass, strange, slimy turds...I was hoping for the mother load...pun intended!!

I did not give up hope, knowing that your product would not be on the market for very long if it didn't work, so, with a buddy, I decided to order more. I ordered the 3 pack (no long sleeve T shirt was included in the deal then, if you would like to send me one now, that would be cool). I began my 2nd colonblow experience Friday afternoon after work, but did not take the same aggressive approach. After the first serving, I was starving, so I ate a few buffalo wings, and drank about 6 beers. The next morning, I had colonblow for breakfast, and colonblow for lunch. Then, the strangest thing happened. About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!

That was about 6 months ago, and I'm thinking of taking another dose soon... possibly this weekend. Maybe even at work, where I might not get much work done, but I can use the industrial strength toilets. '

[Botley]

We're not doing a very good job of resisting this thread's title, are we?

[DeathTöngue]

Originally Posted by Botley

We're not doing a very good job of resisting this thread's title, are we?

Resistance is useless.

[stchrissie]

Originally Posted by dulldays

when i first got here, i was quite interested in this place because i love reading about one of my favorite bands. there are many positives about this site.. the bios, writings, articles and interviews are all awesome.. but this forum is awful. i expected intelligent discussion.. but its just morons who have obviously either spent far too many hours daily here or have been here for too many years and it has gotten to the point where brains seem completely rotted and useless. its a shame really.. because with all the knowledge thats tucked away somewhere, this forum could be really good.. hats off to the creator for the rest of the site.. i will certainly read off of that part often.. but the forum is just a waste of time.

good day to all.

Awwww I like her I wwish she'd come back...

[Axe victim]

pass the hankies Chrissie...she's gone for good....sob,sob