That's my horse! (Third place)

I take the supposed "fatty" and put it out on his forehead. New Noise runs away screaming like a 12 year old girl.

I drag whatever is left of the horse away with me.

Mine!

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

I use all my feminine wiles and burst into tears sniffing "I want the horsie it's not fair" everyone feels sorry for me and AnimalInThe Wall gives me the horse... and everyone chips in and gets me some jewellery.

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

i feel sorry for no one, i simply walk up to you, push you off the horse, causing you to land in a huge pile of shite, and you lose all that new jewelry

MY HORSE!

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"I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"...So much behind us...still far to go...still far to go..."
April 5, 2006 was amazing

I tell everyone there's no horse because this is an internet forum. They cry and go home.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

After they have all gone home dissapointed I get Sally (my horses name) and ride off into the sunset.

HA HA HA SUCKERS

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

After all of that feminine charm has worn off of me, I realize that I have been robbed of my horse.

I use my good looks & charisma to ask chrissie if she wants a some hot coffee with me. Of course, she agrees.

I then throw the coffee in her face and ride away on MY horse.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

I yell at AnimalInTheWall for hurting chrissie, He feels really bad and bursts into tears so I take advantage of the moment to kick his ass and ride away on the horse.

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

As I play the intro and solos to Echoes, Lily believes she is really listening to Big Dave Gilmour. While Lily sits stunned and mouth agape in awe, I grab the horse and head for the hills.....

MY HORSE.

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

Fulg thinks he's the man 'cause he can play Echoes, but it actually put him to sleep. Not so hot anymore, aye??

I take the horse and whatever guitar he is using, and stop at the nearsest saloon on my way out of town.

I do believe sir, that it's my horse.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

It's a well known fact the AITW can't hold his liquor.. I wait patiently in the corner of the saloon ( feeling refreshed after a recent nap) and wait for Animal to slump forward in a drunken stupor, face down in a puddle of warm beer and scotch. I raise he head off the bar and let it drop back with a loud "THUNK".... Yep, he's out for good..

I pick up my Les Paul, saddle up my horse and ride away...

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

while mr Fulghum is happily riding on the horse, I pay some hot chick to simulate a car accident to get his attention and while he helps her, i steal the guitar AND the horse.

MINE NOW.

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

As Lily rides away, she sees me passed out in the street. She jumps off the horse to help me up, I grab her by the ankles and throw her to the ground. I leave the guitar for her, but I do take the horse.

Once again, the horse is in my custody.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

I lay down for a while, play some guitar, then steal some kid's bike, dress up as a ghost and catch up with AITW. I scare the shit out of him and while he passes out (once again), I ride away on the horse.

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

AS I am talking with the Hot Chick in the accident I notice she has a Browning Sniper rifle in the backseat.. I excuse myself for a moment, grab the rifle and take a steady aim.. after a long slow exhalation, I squeeze off a single round.

From one mile away, the bullet rips through Lily's shoulder, doing no permanant dammage, but sending her to the ground in intense pain. As she lies there, bleeding, I whistle once and the horse returns to my side..

The Hot Chick and I ride off for a little "quiet time"..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.