That's my horse! (Third place)

The tracking system I secretly installed in the horses saddle horn tells me that Animal has once again tried to make off with my animal..

As he nears his favorite saloon I release a specialy developed black-ops mosquito. The bite he feels on the back of his neck and swats away a second too late, has infected him with the Ebola virus...

It's only a matter of time now...

On cue, the horse returns to me...

after all...it's MY horse..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

Sure, I've got ebola. Okay, I can fix that.

But you, my friend, gave yourself a disease from that "hot chick" you fooled around with.

As you cry like a little baby about how much it hurts, I whack you over the head with my empty whiskey bottle. Twice.

Again, my horse.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

I'm not doing anything, but the horse suddenly realises that AITW and Fulghum are insane and makes the right choice, leaving whoever it is with and runs back to me.

I am the horse's MASTER.

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

I offer Lily an insane amount of money that she obviously knows I can't provide, in order to ride the horse with her. She accepts due to my incredible charm which no one could put a price on.

New Noise is so hung up on his "charm" that he doesn't realize that I have taken the horse and planted a plastic decoy in it's place.

I watch from a nearby vantage point as New noise foolishly tries to ride away on the decoy, saying "giddy up" and all sorts of stuff like that.

I say, I do say, I say it's my horse.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

I clean my face my eyes glow red.... I rip off my clothes to reveal I am infact a giant man eating lizard. I clutch AnimalInTheWall in my claws I contenplate biting his head off decide against it and instead fling him like a rag doll into a ditch. Then I turn back into human form remember I don't like horses and give the horse to Lily for sticking up for me.

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

once again, I didn't have to do anything to get the horse. I peacefully ride it in the desert land, while watching the sunset.

MY HORSE

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

did anybody else think that was going to go in a completely different direction?

anyway, i get a stereo, crank it up to full and blast roger waters singing wish you were here, lily falls off simply because she is no longer holding onto the horse, but she is covering her ears.... i go and ride off into the sunset

MY horse

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"I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"...So much behind us...still far to go...still far to go..."
April 5, 2006 was amazing

Satelite's gone, up to the skies.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

While Deranged goes on about satellites 'n' such, I create a plan to get the horse from Steechy.

I take this supposed "stereo" he keeps talking about and throw on High Voltage by AC/DC and crank that up to 11.

The irresistable guitars and the beat of the songs cause him to jump off the horse and start imitating Angus Young. He starts to act as if he is playing a guitar, and he moves in a side to side motion. And hell, he even has the schoolboy outfit on.

As he "dances" like an idiot, I jump on the horse and gallop away.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

F**K the horse I ll listen to HIGH VOLTAGE !!!

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"And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll" -Led Zeppelin

I didn't realize we were in Wyoming....

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

As EKPAZ screws the horse and Fulg watches in awe, I ride off with a fresh new mare that I just pulled from a nearby stable.

Mine again. Back to the saloon.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

You people are insane..

I challenge Animal to a saloon piano virtuouso competition. I play so spectacularly that the can can dancers need a fortnight's rest after trying to keep up with my playing. As my prize I claim the mare.

cheers

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream