That's my horse! (Third place)

Once all the Zombies have headed to the south of France (where they are routienly mistaken for locals) and the horse remains have been swept away...

I mosey over to the barn and open the #2 stall door..

My new steed awaits.. a magnificanet horse, proud and tall...

MY HORSE..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

"OH MY GOD" I shout "LOOK OVER THERE" As Fulgham turns his head I hit him with a tree branch causing him to stumble nearly loosing his balance. I take the oppotunity to reclaim MY HORSE.

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

I show up with a bottle of *insert favourite type of alcohol here* and coax (is that how you spell that word?) stchrissie off. I ride away on MY HORSE.

As I'm in the store, I remember I hate shopping and that I don't own a credit card...I curse at axe victim for making me fool my own self. But the person I'm looking for is darksideofoz...I soon find her, riding my horse. I think what the hey, might work with her so I try the "there's a sale in said shop" strategy and it works!! Seems like I won't be the one getting that absolutely cute jacket today...

MY HORSE

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

As I wipe off the last off the rodents I see Lily with the horse, but she looks tired, all that shopping must have exhausted her. I dress up as an old lady and offer her a place to stay for the night. She accepts greatfully, I cook her a magnificent vegan meal, fool of good veggies and some very very heavy sleeping tablets. As she passes out into a 26 hr long sleep, I ride off on the horse, never to be seen in these parts again..

MY HORSE

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

I wake up from my gin induced sleep (thanks deranged!) to see Sydney on MY HORSE (the cheek of it). I find a couldren at the road side and quickly cast a spell to make syndey start dancing erractically causing the horse to buck, Syndey does a graceful dancing thing off the horse. I ride away into the sunset. MY HORSE.

THE END

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

My dancing dazzles the local men, and they all swear an oath to me. I realise that I can use this to my advantage and I send them all after Chrissie. It's a tough battle, but they manage to dismount her and as a result of their devotion to me they bring it back..

I ride off with MY HORSE

cheers

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

I devise a cunning plan by enlisting the assistance of Rolf Harris and Dame Edna Everage. Rolf and Edna kick off with a rousing version of 'Tie me kangaroo down sport' followed by 'Waltzing matida'. On hearing this, Sydney patriotically jumps off the nag and stands to attention before bursting into a rendition of 'Advance Australia Fair'.

I quietly nip on the horse and ride off into the sunset.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

I set up a roadside stand of Geritol, Poly-Grip and other necesseties of the elderly. Once Axe sees the display, he immediately stops to do some shopping for necessities. While he's distracted, I steal away with....

MY HORSE..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

after my long 26 hours sleep, I feel really in shape and sprint to catch up with Fulghum and my horse. I grab the horse by its tail and start shaking it. Fulghum believes it's an earthquake and jumps off the horse in order to get to a safer place because his mother once told him that riding on horses during an earthquake is not safe at all. I apologize to my horse for the tail shaking and ride away.

MY HORSE

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

I play the new Sigur Ros album I bought today, the horse is so enchanted by it he runs in the direction of the sound. Lily can't handle the horse going that fast and falls off.. The horse arrives, I pat it, give it some sugar and I ride off on

MY HORSE

cheers

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

Turns out Sydney is just as enchanted as the horse by the new record. I crank up the volume to deafening levels until she lets go of the reins and falls off in the dust. My horse and I re-enact Penn & Teller's version of "The Aristocrats" joke.

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

I tell Botley that the Aristocrats sucked. He gets off the horse to come fight me and I shoot him in the knee caps, sending him straight to the ground wailing in pain.

My HORSE