That's my horse! (Third place)

I watch two headed boy writh around on the floor saying things about "horse", clearly heis ahving some sort of hallucination. Eledriel is also stood there looking confused (with un touched thighs) quickly while everyone is distracted I get on the horsie annnnd giddy up.

MY HORSE

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

Razor scooter!
Blazing intruder!!!


MY HORSE!

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One eyed, one horned

After being recouped of the devil Eledriel trick, I found Joey speaking on mobile phone with one of his girlfriend's. While he sent kisses to his lover and promising that he would go to the PROM with her, I get the horse and i said to my horse:
-"Let's go find El Comandande CHE!"

MY HORSE

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"The sound of music in my ears"

“The great error of earlier ethics is that it conceived itself as concerned only with the relations of man to man." - Albert Schweitzer

And the Horse fainted!!!
My Horse!
Its a wonderful mane!
My Horse!
He loves to cause me pain!
My Horse!
Bolts when he sees Dolly Parton ample Twin Peaks;
He can't stand Sly Stone's stuttering in glistzy rhinestone;
My Horse!
Loves to make out with that Zebra in heat;
My Horse ;
He makes my garden bloom
With his eco-freindly manure;
My Horse!
Loves to watch those stupid Police Academy shows;
Specially the one where the guy shoved his head in the hores' arsehole!
My Horse!
My Horse!
Giiddy up;he says to me;
heeHaw he goes ;while i carry him on me back;
Tis a good mule;say thats cool;
Hee Haw;he drinks budweiser for fuel!

While TC is busy with the rhyming dictionary I jump on horse and trot away.

M
Y

H
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S
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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

Naked ????

As I nearly bumb into TC, who's busy looking for naked ladies on horses, I find the magic violin that has been sitting in a corner for months! I start playing such high notes that stchrissie breaks into millions of pieces.

MY HORSE

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

OOOOhhhh!My horse just peed in That Cup !!!

While the cops are booking TC for allowing the horse to pee on an innocent bystander, I drop from a nearby tree onto the horse's back and race away with...

MY HORSE!

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And the hippos all were boiled in their tanks...

"Run Ichabod Crane";while others run scared of the flying pumpkin;I 'the headless horse rider race away laughing aloud !!!
My Horse!

While TC is obviously stoned out of his mind, I calmly walk, mount, and ride away with the horse.

My Horse!

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All hail Axe.

I put on my best "lady in despair" face and cry to Pink_Waters0129 "Oooooh I'm SO late for work and my boss will fire me if I'm late again...sir can I borrow your horse?". Neddless to say it works so I ride away on...

MY HORSE

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

When i saw Lily singing "Dominoes", I had a brilliant idea!
- Hi Lily! Do you know who is in that bar? - I asked
- No, i don't! Who is? - Lily said
- Syd Barrett!
Neddless to say it works, Lily ran screaming to the bar:
- SYD, MY DEAR SYD!
- HI HI HI! It's me laughing!
So i said:
- Let's go find El Comandante Che...

MY HORSE!

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"The sound of music in my ears"

“The great error of earlier ethics is that it conceived itself as concerned only with the relations of man to man." - Albert Schweitzer

My horse.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.