That's my horse! (Third place)

*secretly put a bomb under the saddle, and blows YSB8 off of the horse, killing him*

*saves Fulghum because he likes Red Foreman, who is also my hero*

*Runs away when he finds out that the Vegas hookers are men, snatches remote control and throws it at Fulghum's head, he looks back for a second and doesn't realize there is a tunnel up ahead, he smashes his face into the tunnel, falls on the floor and the horse is free for the taking.*

My Horse, loser.

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and what's it mean when suddently you're spent? ambition came and reared its head, and went, away from you.


This is what I'm listening to right now!

oh damn i didn't read your post fulgh!

Dammit, I hate being dead.

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and what's it mean when suddently you're spent? ambition came and reared its head, and went, away from you.


This is what I'm listening to right now!

See DavidAV riding down desert road on horse.....

Leaves a pile of carrots for horse in the middle of the road.. as horse stops to eat carrots...Fulghum attempts to lever a 6000 ton boulder off cliff above DavidAV with ACME crowbar....

6000 ton boulder rolls back over Fulghum...

David AV keeps horse......
Road runner streaks by...(beepBeep)
Damn..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

*David AV laughs looking at Fulgh's misery. Before long he realizes that he is referring to himself in the third person. He stops in the middle of the road, thinking about this revelation, considering professional help. Vulnerable to horse-stealing*

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and what's it mean when suddently you're spent? ambition came and reared its head, and went, away from you.


This is what I'm listening to right now!

Approches DavidAv wearing a shirt from the glue factory.
Horse goes wild and throws him into the sand.
Takes shirt off and leads the horse away quietly.

Brilliance in action, Jess says, silently congratulating herself.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

*locks fairjess in a cupboard* MY HOSS

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

*Stands staring at Jess...

Completely forgets about horse..*

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

*slaps fulghum with a haddock*

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

Oops, missed that one.


Anyway, *buries v_e up to his neck in sand, grabs Fulghy, and takes off with the horse.*

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

*as fairjess is riding away in the sunset, I am putting the final touches on my genuine horse-a-nator. That's right, only I posess the power*

*horse-a-nator turns out to be nothing more than a can of air freshener. Oh well, at least the room smells good.*

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

*farts really hard and fires himself out of the sand and 200 feet up in the air, spreads arms and speeds down towards fairjess and fulghum* MY HOSS!!!! *flattens both of them giving him a nice soft landing and takes off with the hoss*

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

I'm sure glad I got that can of air freshener. Ahhhhh, nothing like aeresol in the morning.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.