That's my horse! (Third place)

And since I sold it to you, you are now the proud owner of a false horse attached to a rack by springs, commonly used by young children under the age of 6. HI HO SILVER! Try and fart your way out of this one!

<<<buys legitimate horses for everyone, solving the conflict. Now, to solve the other conflict....

Oh no, now you've made it worse. The more horses there are, the more motivation for everyone to kick eachothers a$$e$.

*sprays air freshener in the eyes of CerpinTaxt. Watches as he rolls around on ground crying & rubbing eyes*

*takes the new "legitimate" horses to a dealer, to see if in fact, they are legitimate*

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

They are made of putty.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Stay away from my horses!!

*points aerosol can towards Aneurysm's eyes and begins to spray*

*watches Aneurysm roll around on ground, whining about his eyes*

*all this commotion causes Aneurysm to have another aneurysm*

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

*sets AITW's aerosol on fire and sticks it down his pants, watches him run around screaming in pain* MY HOSS' MOFOS

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

The fiery aerosol can explodes, sending shrapnel soaring into v_e's face and eyes. With him unable to see, doctor_how stuffs a rabid weasel down his shirt and pushes him off the horse, breaking his spine. MA' HORSE!

*Aneurysm stomps AITW's face, doesn't much care about the horse now.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

*SITR dog piles on aneyurysm* MY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of CT's horses starts giving my main man Mr. Ed a hard time, so I stick a blowtorch in his mouth. That horsie won't be neighing anytime soon!

Right on, man, I love fried horses tounge!

* "paging Dr. How, needed in surgery" *

*Doc How hears this and rushes to do his operation, leaving horses and blow-torch unattended, time to party boys!!*

*first I'll burn all the horses' hair off--including the tail & the maine. Then I'll pull each of it's teeth out with a rusty pair of pliers, one by one. Then I'll......oh wait, guess I got out of control*

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

*wonders wtf is he talking about right before he unloads his uzis into AITW's belly* MY HOSS

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

*grabs a machete and cuts off V_E's horseriding hands* My horse bitch!

shoves a butter knife up CTs nose as far as humanly possible, then trips him in a pile of shite, my horse

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"I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"...So much behind us...still far to go...still far to go..."
April 5, 2006 was amazing