That's my horse! (Third place)

*Throws a bottle of catsup at Aneurysm*

That's my horse!

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to let me in from the cold, turn my lead into gold
'cause there's chill wind blowing in my soul and I think I'm growing old

You devious bastard!

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Bride of a Bull introduces rcmno31 to rcmno32, programmed to eliminate rcmno31.

rcmno32 completes program and self-destructs.

My horse.

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Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay.

*rcmno32 self-destructs and blows three legs off of the horse. Nobody will be riding into the sunset for a long time*

*puts Bride of a Bull into a cage, introduces him to an actual bull--now he really is the bride of a bull, ha ha*

*puts severed horses legs into a giant jar, lets them "pickle" overnight*

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

*walks up to AITW "excuse me kind sir, i believe that equestrian rightfully belongs in my possession".

*bites off cerpintext's head* MY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(Notice the conveniently placed "1" )

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

fixxy's:



The bronze, I think.

ps- how's that barbershop quartet working out?

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Quite good.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

so anyway, back to the horse.

*takes fixxy's bronze award and smacks Aneurysm in the face with it*

*begins to ride off with horse*

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

Creeps out into roadway to set ACME trap for AITW and his horse...Looks up to see AITW and his horse bearing down on him driving a bus.....

>>THWACK<<

Flattened Fulghum blows away in the breeze.........

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

* Fulghum laces up a pair of ACME Rocket Powered sneakers on his feet*

*Lies in wait for AITW and the horse*

As AITW and the horse gallop by Fulghum ignites the rocket powered sneakers.

Fulghum chases AITW on galloping horse for miles. AITW stops horse in a low lying fog bank...

Fulghum stops near AITW and horse..

As fog dissipates all realise that AITW and horse are standing on sold ground at the edge of a large cliff....Fulghum is three feet beyond the cliff edge.....

Fulghum (with forlorn look on his face) holds up a signs that reads "YIKES!"

Fulghum plummets some thousand or so feet ....

AITW and horse witness a small poof of dust at the cliff bottom, then ride off..

Accordion like Fulghum waddles off to plot yet again..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

finally, we're back to normal here.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

*A horse runs by* Who claims this horse?