That's my horse! (Third place)

*Gives sydintherye the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
Better take those five steps wisely, I'll be watching while sitting upon MY HORSE!

haaa fist of the northern star! *plunges fingers into doctor_hows temples and whips them out* you have 15 seconds untill your head explodes. MY HOSS

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Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

*swiftly decapitates and then defenestrates vacant_eyes*

NO, MY HORSE

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

*makes Botley's head explode by making him listen to Alanis Morisette* MY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!

*eats horse* Definitely mine.

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I can see for myself that the sun is sinking
how I wish you were here to see
tell me now, I am wrong in thinking
that you have forgotten me?

*gong* start again. *sees a horse* MY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Throws a javelin through sydintherye's head, and claims Iluvatar's once equestrian feces. HA! NOW I TECHNICALLY HAVE TWO HORSES!

Okay, now that there are two horses it is time for me to get involved! I've loaded my double-barrel 12 gauge shotty gun, and I have brought both horses down. Someone start a damn fire, so we can stop this $h@t and eat some horse, man. Is everyone hungry!!??

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

*bitch slaps AITW* I don't much care if they're dead or not, man.

Totally my effin' horses.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

Well, technically it's a horse and a horse-derivative-turd-byproduct. And they're both mine, because you just caught the ebola virus!

"drives up in a el camino, throws both dead horses in the back, and speeds off laughing"

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"I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"...So much behind us...still far to go...still far to go..."
April 5, 2006 was amazing

*Throws dirt at El Camino which renders it powerless and proceeds to use superior kung fu fighting skills to beat holy living crap out of Steechy and anyone trying to steal the said horse*

My horse, bitch.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Slips Annie a briefcase containing One Million Dollars to buy horse.....

Case also contains a Black Mamba....

Once Annied is dead..
I leave with my horse....and the One Mil......

Yeah baby..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

You dirty bastard! Well played!

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.