Really funny Olympics stuff! Must read!

got it off of a site and just couldn't keep it to myself!

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Funny stuff!

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, C.A.I.R.)

I read this at work a couple of weeks ago... it's bloody hilarious.

I LOVE.. #8 & #9

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Gotta love them genital jokes.

Are you kidding? Fulghy loves genitals period.

No. 9 is priceless.

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Did they really say all of this stuff?? If so, I guess I'll have to actually watch the Olympics next time. Hearing that stuff on TV would be hilarious.

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OMG! TOO funny!

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a little something that a friend of mine emailed me! I thought it was pretty funny! Enjoy!

Rent For Apartment
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ”Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note saying:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
“Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:

"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

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That's not really that funny...

I dont get it

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Well you see, the apartment is actually an innuendo for a female's sexual organ. And the man was hoping that she was a virgin, but she told him that she was too beautiful to stay a virgin, and that the room was too big because his sexual organ is smaller than average size, which is 5-7 in. That's basically it, it's nothing too original.

oh.

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well i agree, its not very funny at all

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