Really funny Olympics stuff! Must read!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

got it off of a site and just couldn't keep it to myself!

Funny stuff!

I read this at work a couple of weeks ago... it's bloody hilarious.

I LOVE.. #8 & #9

Gotta love them genital jokes.

Are you kidding? Fulghy loves genitals period.

No. 9 is priceless.

Did they really say all of this stuff?? If so, I guess I'll have to actually watch the Olympics next time. Hearing that stuff on TV would be hilarious.

OMG! TOO funny!

a little something that a friend of mine emailed me! I thought it was pretty funny! Enjoy!

Rent For Apartment
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ”Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note saying:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
“Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:

"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

That's not really that funny...

I dont get it

Well you see, the apartment is actually an innuendo for a female's sexual organ. And the man was hoping that she was a virgin, but she told him that she was too beautiful to stay a virgin, and that the room was too big because his sexual organ is smaller than average size, which is 5-7 in. That's basically it, it's nothing too original.

oh.

well i agree, its not very funny at all