Your kind of GUY.

Thought I might take the initiative of starting the female equivalent of the "Your Kind of Girl" thread. I'm determined to "out" all the women on this board.


When describing the physical attributes of my kind of guy, it can be summed up in two words - Jimmy and Page circa 1970s.

As for his personality... well, that's more complicated. Most important is a sense of humor. If he doesn't think it funny to accidentally set your hair on fire with a cigarette he's just not gonna make the cut. He must know that above all other gifts food is the way to my heart. Save the flowers for a funeral, and bring me a pecan pie instead. Avid support for the porn industry is admirable so long as he doesn't wish to get directly involved with it. He must agree that once in a while it's absolutely necessary to spend $200 on a pair of socks. A strong sense of reality is necessary to accept the fact that baldness is never attractive nor is a pot belly... and yes, size DOES count. No one is entirely honest so trust takes precedence. A sense of adventure is essential. Incidentally, if my friends jump off a bridge so will I and if you don't follow you don't get to go skinny-dipping with us. Is this too much to ask?

On a side note, the guy I dig is all of the above...well, except maybe the Jimmy Page part. xxxx

It has always been my dream to "get directly involved."

Hmm...funny, works in porn, buys $200 pairs of socks, down to earth, trustworthy, and is adventurous...You're telling me you actually found a person like this?!

Guy Lombardo (& his Royal Canadians)

$200 socks?

Well, yeah. But they better come with a remote...

Who said he works in porn? I said "avid appreciation" for porn.

My bad...I'm a bit tired, must have misread.

Pierce Brosnan

Eh, what the hell...


Physically (but I'm not picky about looks):

taller than me
dark hair
blue eyes are nice, but i dig dark eyes as well
no skinny emo guys. i want something to hug, for god's sake
soft spoken

Personality:

drinker
funny/sarcastic
appreciation for poetry
likes art
any kind of artist is attractive (especially writer or musician)



Yeah, if it weren't for Renee Zellweger, I'm sure I could have had Jack White.

I'm already married Hon....

I guess that with true love, there are always insurmountable odds that have to be, er, mounted

YEEEE HAAAWWWWWW.. Mount them odds..

Am actively doing so.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by fairjess
Eh, what the hell...


Physically (but I'm not picky about looks):

taller than me
dark hair
blue eyes are nice, but i dig dark eyes as well
no skinny emo guys. i want something to hug, for god's sake
soft spoken

Personality:

drinker
funny/sarcastic
appreciation for poetry
likes art
any kind of artist is attractive (especially writer or musician)



Yeah, if it weren't for Renee Zellweger, I'm sure I could have had Jack White. [/QUOTE

Lets go through this bit by bit....

taller than me......I'm about this high?
dark hair..............that's me, thanks to 'Just for Men'
blue eyes...yup they're blue..does it matter that I have a squint?
no skinny emo guys.....for me ...think Homer Simpson
soft spoken.....ach lassie...I'm Scots..need I say more
drinker...14years sober...but could be turned
funny/sarcastic..........warped sense of humour and very sarcastic
appreciation for poetry....I prefer limericks ( I would have posted a sample but after various attempts none of them were suitable for a family website)
like art...does Mad magazine qualify as art?
any kind of artist is attractive ( especially writer or musician)....I play the banjo and harmonica


....I could be in with a chance eh?

I'm telling Mrs E

cheers