Uber-Cool Quiz

1. If you could be the hoof of any animal, what hoof would you be?

The one on the right front..

2. If precipitation were your only method of drink, would you rather it rain or snow?

Snow.. can't ski on rain.

3. Frank Sinatra, or the Berenstein Bears?

Franken Berry.

4. Cup, or Lamp?

cup

5. Cuff, or Sleeve?

Sleeve (short)

6. Sterilize or sanitize?

Always sterilize...

7. Mother or sister?

I always prefered the Mothers..They were at the best place around.. until some stupid with a flare gun, burned the place to the ground.

8. Lotus or Fetus?

Lotus... definately Lotus.

9. On sunny days, are you right or left handed?

Right...

10. If your friend drank your last bottle of water, would you praise his sustenance or rebuke his selfishness?

I really wouldn't care as long as he didn't take the last beer.

11. If your friend told you they rode a bike to your house and you weren't there, what would you say?

"Did you have a good ride?"

12. What do Star Crunches taste like?

Sawdust and sugar.

13. Do you refer to all snack cakes as "Little Debbies"?

No..

14. Marlboro or Camel?

don't smoke.. but I do prefer the ship of the desert for travel in arid regions.

15. Outkast: respectable or annoying?

Shoule be cast out...

16. Does change scare you?

Nope. I'm fearless.

17. Are you hostile in crowded environments?

Nope..

18. You have a personality disorder

Yep...

19. How much ground can you grind?

Tons... I'm a terraine eating sumbitch.

20. Do phone numbers mean anything these days?

I'll ask my numerologist..

21. Technology: Evil or Genius?

Genius.

22. Do you let online quizzes determine your subconcious thoughts?

I have no subconcious.. I am approaching enlightenment.

23. You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality

No I don't..

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This is a shite quiz!

So was University Challenge, but it ran for years.

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It's still running now - and it's still shite.

Here's your starter for 10...

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Who said, ultra cool quizzes are the cool thing? I'd like to know.

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Does question number 1 mean which type of animal's hoof would you be, or which hoof would you be (right, left, front, back)?

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Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

Cloven, single, or three-toed?

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Activist != Expert.

1. If you could be the hoof of any animal, what hoof would you be?

I'm not altogether sure. The left front?

2. If precipitation were your only method of drink, would you rather it rain or snow?

I like snow, you can play in it.

3. Frank Sinatra, or the Berenstein Bears?

Frank.

4. Cup, or Lamp?

Lamp, I guess

5. Cuff, or Sleeve?

Cuffs are so genteel.

6. Sterilize or sanitize?

Ha, sterilize, please

7. Mother or sister?

Mother, as I have no sister

8. Lotus or Fetus?

Lotus. Always lotus.

9. On sunny days, are you right or left handed?

Right.

10. If your friend drank your last bottle of water, would you praise his sustenance or rebuke his selfishness?

I wouldn't care, unless he didn't really need it. Now, drinking the last Yuengling would mean it's on

11. If your friend told you they rode a bike to your house and you weren't there, what would you say?

Sorry I missed you, hope you were wearing those spandex shorts

12. What do Star Crunches taste like?

Listerine and mouth blisters

13. Do you refer to all snack cakes as "Little Debbies"?

No.

14. Marlboro or Camel?

Marlboro Light 100's

15. Outkast: respectable or annoying?

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

16. Does change scare you?

Not at all

17. Are you hostile in crowded environments?

Only when provoked

18. You have a personality disorder

Of course, it's the only fashionable thing to do

19. How much ground can you grind?

Quite a bit

20. Do phone numbers mean anything these days?
'Gotta get your digits, baby' Apparently to some people

21. Technology: Evil or Genius?

A little of both

22. Do you let online quizzes determine your subconcious thoughts?

No, the government is well in control of that

23. You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality

But of course...blase genius.


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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

1. If you could be the hoof of any animal, what hoof would you be?

anything that treads on LSD all the time

2. If precipitation were your only method of drink, would you rather it rain or snow?

sleet for me thanks

3. Frank Sinatra, or the Berenstein Bears?

high heel fetish

4. Cup, or Lamp?

camping is great

5. Cuff, or Sleeve?

sleevies, because thats where the king keeps his armies!

6. Sterilize or sanitize?

insanitize

7. Mother or sister?

Mr. Sother

8. Lotus or Fetus?

Letus Fotus

9. On sunny days, are you right or left handed?

I am wrong handed

10. If your friend drank your last bottle of water, would you praise his sustenance or rebuke his selfishness?

I would jam a straw through his bellybutton and reclaim my H20!

11. If your friend told you they rode a bike to your house and you weren't there, what would you say?

you should have called first, honestly. what a waste of time

12. What do Star Crunches taste like?

celestial captain crunch

13. Do you refer to all snack cakes as "Little Debbies"?

no, do you refer to all soda as 'coke'?

14. Marlboro or Camel?

Camel lights in a box

15. Outkast: respectable or annoying?

the only music of that genre worth listening to

16. Does change scare you?

I never want to leave the comfort of this question =/

17. Are you hostile in crowded environments?

mosh pits were fun in the teen years

18. You have a personality disorder

yes

19. How much ground can you grind?

A groundgrinder can grind, as much ground as a groundgrinder could grind, if a groundgrinder could grind ground

20. Do phone numbers mean anything these days?

I dont like phones

21. Technology: Evil or Genius?

Geniusly Evil

22. Do you let online quizzes determine your subconcious thoughts?

Yes, I probably do somehow without being aware

23. You have a personality

Disorder, yes. it has been established once already

Wow, this has really taken off.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

1. If you could be the hoof of any animal, what hoof would you be? Semi-detached

2. If precipitation were your only method of drink, would you rather it rain or snow? Yes

3. Frank Sinatra, or the Berenstein Bears? It's the weekend

4. Cup, or Lamp? Probably

5. Cuff, or Sleeve? Andrex

6. Sterilize or sanitize? P.L.E.A.S.E C.H.A.N.G.E B.A.T.T.E.R.I.E.S

7. Mother or sister? Guilty

8. Lotus or Fetus? Once you've popped ...

9. On sunny days, are you right or left handed? It's not cold anymore.

10. If your friend drank your last bottle of water, would you praise his sustenance or rebuke his selfishness? Prove it

11. If your friend told you they rode a bike to your house and you weren't there, what would you say? Not a word was spoke between us (there was little risk involved).

12. What do Star Crunches taste like? This morning

13. Do you refer to all snack cakes as "Little Debbies"? BST

14. Marlboro or Camel? Lung

15. Outkast: respectable or annoying? I already did

16. Does change scare you? A mini post box on my bookshelves. It's full.

17. Are you hostile in crowded environments? Yes, they are.

18. You have a personality disorder? Yes, they are.

19. How much ground can you grind? €2.55

20. Do phone numbers mean anything these days? 118-118

21. Technology: Evil or Genius? I refer you to a previous claim.

22. Do you let online quizzes determine your subconcious thoughts? I never clicked. I never clicked.

23. You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality You have a personality

Return to sender.

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I can see for myself that the sun is sinking
how I wish you were here to see
tell me now, I am wrong in thinking
that you have forgotten me?

I think Iluvatar is the only one to get all the questions right so far..

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