great quotes & comebacks

here's some okay ones:

the brain is a wonderful organ; it's starts working the moment you get up in the morning & does not stop until you get into the office - robert frost

there's been a mistake the man who is speaking to you is an imposter - littlerocker10

war is god's way of of teaching americans abt geography - ambrose bierce

I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass - john kerry?

my father's methods are often questionable, but usually there's a germ of truth in his madness - lex luther

your brain is flying in the wilderness - chinese mother


alright... #2 is monty python;
know any more ?

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