A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

Driven: I've actually heard that one before, but in a pretty different version.

I posted the same joke twice- this is me deleting the copy

Love you all,

wonder bra

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....

Fixxy, your signoffs could be seen as jokes themselves.

When is this thread going to disintegrate then, englar?

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Things do not auger well, my pretties. I have seen it. Observe as the mighty oak quivers in the breeze, as the raven swoops backwards...

My time is coming. Do not mourn my passing. For it is the beginning of my life...

Oh man... I gotta remember that one about the piano player....that was f****ng great.

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

... or disgusting?! as in REALLY disgusting!


RB: Fixxy's signoffs arent really THAT much of a joke... when and if you meet him, you'll realise that he really IS a wonderbra...

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

Hey I put a warning in there for you Englar.

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Only the very safe,
Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

Two men are sitting in a diner having coffee. They are being waited on by a beautiful woman with ample breasts. The two men finish their coffee and are discussing the check when one says to the other:
'The waitress is really hot. Let's give her a big tit.'
'What did you say?' says the other man. 'It sounded like you said big tit.'
'Oh,' says the first man. 'It must have been a freudian slip.'
'A what?' asks the second man.
'A freudian slip.'
'What's that?'
The first man explains, 'That's when you want to say one thing but you accidentally say what you're thinking instead.'
The second man nods. 'I did that the other day.'
'Oh really?' says the first man. 'What happened?'
'Well,' explains the second man with an embarassed look on his face, 'I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say Please pass the milk, but instead I said You ruined my life you ****ing bitch.'

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is snuggly

What's abnormal or jokey about that?

ps- Englar- it's only because I give you the support that you need

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....

Gerald thats an oldy but goody.


A guy goes into a bar and orders two beers, chugs them then looks into his shirt pocket.

Orders two more beers, chugs them and looks into his shirt pocket.

He turns to the bartender to order two more beers but the barkeep stops him and asks,"why do you keep looking into your shirt pocket?"

The guy replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, then I know i've had enough."

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stchrissie is not me.

minus the satin, lace and underwire...

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

(Sure hope this ain't a repeat, but I'm not reading 80 pages of posts to see...)

A guy picks up a prostitute for a little bit of fun one night. He takes her to a hotel and she strips for him. Before doing the dirty deed, he decies to go down on her to get her in the mood. He dives in for awhile, the pauses and lifts his head up. He picks a piece of carrot from between his teeth. He doesn't think much of it, and dives back in. A few minutes later, he gets a piece of steak caught in his teeth. This time, he says something to the prostitute.

"Damn, baby - are you sick or something?"

To which she replies, "No, but the guy before you was."

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"David Gilmour can do more with one note than most guitarists can do with the whole fretboard."

Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)

yeah, sorry, that was posted before. but it was humorous the first time, as it will be every now and again afterwards

Sorry, team!

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"David Gilmour can do more with one note than most guitarists can do with the whole fretboard."

Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)