A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

I can't believe you broadcast that to the world

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Ummm..I don't get it Mich.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

Sounds like a Garfield joke to me.

taps... sink...

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Ummm....no. If it's what I'm thinking..this can't be good.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

a tap (in Australia) is what the Americans among you reffer to as a 'faucet'

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

Yes, I'm perfectly aware of what a "tap" is. Obviously, it's way over my head. Or.... I did get it, and just didn't see the humour. Sorry.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

a tap-dancing canary (the humor is... well... the canary tap dances (a form of dancing) and the parallel is made... as in a canary dancing on a tap... falling into a sink... which the tap is on... )

ack, forget it!

it wasnt really all that funny... just kinda lame... my Grandfather told it to me last night he's great

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

It was kinda lame, yes.

Something really funny I heard on the radio. Believe me this absolutely true and really did happen:

In Germany, a teenager has designed a contraption called The Merciless Bed. Its like that scene in Wallace and Gromit where Wallace's bed flips up and he goes through a load of hi-tech things. Its supposed to stop you lying in and flips you out onto the floor so you HAVE to get up. The ironic thing is that a TEENAGER designed it in GERMANY. Only in Germany are they mad enough to do these things.... you may find that one of interest Simon.

Also, in Australia, the Australian air force wanted a flight simulator for there fighter pilots to train on. They took a simulator and realised it had to be adapted for Australia. You see, kangaroos scatter in panic if a plane or helicopter flies overhead, thus giving away your position. So the technicians added kangaroos.

Next it was demonstrated to an audience of American and Australian pilots. The kangaroos scattered true to form when the plane flew over but then over a hill in the sim, they reappeared with huge guns and began firing on the plane! Apparently, no one had told the technicians that the kangaroos were only supposed to be just that, not the infantry that were already present on the sim. That really is true. It was no glitch.

In the UK, one town could not afford to have a proper bonfire on Bonfire Night so they had to make do with a fake one of ambient music (cheap holiday camp stuff) laser lights and sound effects. Beats me why they didn't have enough money for a proper bonfire.

The world is stranger than we think, methinks.

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Things do not auger well, my pretties. I have seen it. Observe as the mighty oak quivers in the breeze, as the raven swoops backwards...

My time is coming. Do not mourn my passing. For it is the beginning of my life...

hey pearly ... is your avatar a picture of u?

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

*See whatever happened to thread* for full explanation. hehe.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

Chrissy-tissy's way hotter than that girl anyway.

Not even. Not even close.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

c'mon, don't be so modest. only the few and proud have been given the luck of laying eyes on your beauty! you're certainly billions of times over sweeter looking than she.