A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

nooooooooo!!!! no more dead baby jokes.

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last orders please.

Yes, I agree with Thorin.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Aww, why not? They're funny. And as the thread states, it's just a joke.

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My sig is so much sexier than yours.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

'See ya next month!'

What is the definition of confusion?

20 blind lesbians in a fish market.

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I know it's a FWD, but...

> > The Geography of Women Vs Man
> >
> > Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
> > half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around
> the
> > fertile deltas.
> >
> > Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely
> > discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
> countries
> > with cash or cars.
> >
> > Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
> relaxed
> > and convinced of its own beauty.
> >
> > Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She
may
> > have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
> > desirable place to visit.
> >
> > Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She
> lost
> > the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
> > necessary.
> >
> > Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
> quiet
> > and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate
keeps
> > people away.
> >
> > Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
> > glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become Albania. Everyone knows where it is, but no one
> wants
> > to go there.
> >
> >
> > The Geography of Men
> >
> > Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq ........ruled by a dick.

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EuroEnglish
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaning "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

From http://www.icw-net.com/howto/funstuff/euroengl.htm

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Saddam Hussein does an Eminem!

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haha. Pretty funny Simon

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

what kind of bees give milk?

boobies.

Why should you never buy a retarded dwarf?


Because it's not big and it's not clever

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A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!
This is going to make you so MAD!
There are three words in the English language that end in
"gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third
ONE means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if
you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.

What is it? _______gry?

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

Shane that was disgusting.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

Simple. The third word IS angry.

If you read the second sentence you see that the "third" word is "angry". The question asked is "What is the third word?" not what is the mythical "thrird word ending in gry". But if you wish, I have some terms for you:

Aside from "angry" and "hungry" and words derived therefrom, there is
only one word ending with "-gry" in Webster's Third Unabridged: "aggry."
However, this word is defective in that it is part of a phrase "aggry beads."
The OED's usage examples all talk about "aggry beads."

Moving to older dictionaries, we find that "gry" itself is a word in Webster's
Second Unabridged (and the OED):

gry, n. [L. gry, a trifle; Gr. gry, a grunt]
1. a measure equal to one-tenth of a line. [Obs.] (Obs. = obsolete)
2. anything very small. [Rare.]

Good enough? And no, it didn't really drive me nuts

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