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Old 01-21-2006, 03:58 PM
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Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
A Belgian walks through Rome, then his phone rings. He answers it and asks, how did you know I was here???!!?!??!!
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To counter the hilarious Chuck Norris facts:

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
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Old 01-21-2006, 06:23 PM
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If Superman and The Flash had a race, who would win?




















Chuck Norris
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To counter the hilarious Chuck Norris facts:

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

I hadn't heard of Nina Meyers , so I did a search and found out she's some kind of actress? She must be a pretty awful actress if she' going to get shot in the head for the sake of it? Or has she committed some other kind of atrocity? Breaking wind during a rendition of the Star Spangled banner perhaps?
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In the frist season of "24", the character Nina Meyers was a spy within the CTU. Jack had a realtionship with that almost broke up his marriage and she was feeding information to terrorist cells form within the CTU. Her leaks of information evenyually lead to Jack's identy being compromised, his wife and daughters kidnap, and the eventual death of his wife. When Nina was identified as the leak, Jack killer her.

So If there came a standoff between Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris, I see it unfolding much like a scene from "Raiders of the Lost Arc". As Chuck is winding up for a roundhouse kick.. Jack shoots him.

You don't mess with Jack Bauer.
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Chuck Norris would kick Jack Bauer's ass...
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Chuck Norris would even kick Pink Floyd's ass.
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oh yeah?

and what about Eugene and his axe?
or Mr Layne who wears women' cloth? huh how powerfull is that?

chuck norris is like a baby compared to them. shiiish
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oh yeah?

and what about Eugene and his axe?
or Mr Layne who wears women' cloth? huh how powerfull is that?

chuck norris is like a baby compared to them. shiiish

I'm sorry, I like PF too, but even they would get their asses kicked by Chuck Norris.

It's nothing to be embarrased about though, Chuck can kill anyone and anything with a good ol' roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris would kick Jack Bauer's ass...

Of course he would... IN HIS DREAMS.....
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Of course he would... IN HIS DREAMS.....

I'd be careful if I were you. If Chuck knew you said that he might be hiding near you right now, ready to pounce and give you a deadly roundhouse kick to the face. So just be careful about speaking badly about Chuck...
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

everyone go watch these videos. I don't know if yall remeber the old GI-Joe TV show, but these are clips that have been dubbed over, and they are hilarious.
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I've seen all those before, but on a different site, I'm sure eBaum's stole them, heh.
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