A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

lol, exactly what I thought!

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Belgian inventions


Helicopter with ejection seat
A total covered airfield
Waterproof sugar cube
Condom with ventilation holes

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They used to be Polish inventions. Did the Belgians steal tham?

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I'm relatively sure the Irish were credited with them at some point as well.

Is there an international Patent register?

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Being from New Zealand, we always called them Irish inventions.
Not sure why, now that I think about it.

Some others:

Solar powered flashlight
Powdered water

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Depends largely on which country is traditionally the butt of jokes in your part of the world. New Zealand is an English colony so it's no surprise that Ireland is the nation of choice for stupidity jokes there (and Australia is the same).

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Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the
plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us

put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and

went down a few moments after take-off.
Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Seamus,
"Any idea where we are?"
"Bejasus, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!"

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Hey! That actually made me laugh!

Good one, Eddy.

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Taking away from you for the greater good. (The Audacity of Socialism).

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmad (founder, C.A.I.R.)

Actually funny!

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They usually are.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

Pffft!!

Pull the other one Doddy!

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

"You should be working"

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Only the very safe,
Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

Hollow Man ?

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Watch my videos

The Italian says, "When I'vea finished a makina da love with
my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her
knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her
body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and
she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

The Scotsman says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've
finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the
window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the roof

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?