A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

"How many licks does it take to get to the end of the ozone layer?"

2 million years of licking at a pace of a turtle

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ég gaf ykkur von sem varð að vonbrigðum.. þetta er ágætis byrjun

?

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

be warned...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ3jLoYkqBU&search=ufc

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Shine on, Syd...

Ut Prosim

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ég gaf ykkur von sem varð að vonbrigðum.. þetta er ágætis byrjun

Don't say I didn't warn you...

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Shine on, Syd...

Ut Prosim

ow

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

That's not funny, it's sick.

yea, its about as funny as the joke that started the thread.

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Shine on, Syd...

Ut Prosim

i can;t open it

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Cause there's nothin strange
About an axe with bloodstains in the barn.
There's always some killin'
You got to do around the farm.
- Tom Waits

www.myspace.com/computerliebe

If you're at all squeamish its best it stays unopened, trust me.

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The world's gone mad
And I have lost touch
I shouldn't admit it
But I have


My Lastfm Page

Thanks for the warning. I'll pass.

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Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay.

A young man named Paul received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Paul tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite, words, playing soft music and anything else he could
think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Paul was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. Paul shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
Paul, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then, suddenly there was total quiet! Not a peep was heard for
over a minute!

Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, Paul quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Paul's outstretched arms and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior."

Paul was stunned at the difference in his attitude and as he was about
to ask what had made such a dramatic change, when the bird
continued......"May I ask what the Turkey did?"

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Best rock group in the World RESULTS HERE!

Floyd rock!

Kevin

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All hail Axe.