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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse enters his room to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
__________________ - Simon, RN (BSN) [Drug Pusher: The "Official" Blog] Watch my videos |
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! And ofcourse, the classic: First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.” Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! ![]()
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! A journalist interviews Sir Paul McCartney: "So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever go down on one knee again?" Sir Paul: "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather". |
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! Is that funny?
__________________ It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it. |
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#1090
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! Yes. Yes it is.
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! I don't get it.
__________________ It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it. |
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you Mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing, enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her...... He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the golfer impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....."
__________________ The world's gone mad And I have lost touch I shouldn't admit it But I have My Lastfm Page |
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! Quote:
me neither. : o
__________________ Cause there's nothin strange About an axe with bloodstains in the barn. There's always some killin' You got to do around the farm. - Tom Waits www.myspace.com/computerliebe |
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! Quote:
__________________ It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it. |
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| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX! *sigh* |
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