A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

It's just a stupid joke. The teller builds up all this suspense (though I did a poor job of building the suspense), then when it comes time to reveal the big hidden mystery, the teller cannot reveal it because of the logic in the "joke." He/she cannot tell you, because you are not a Monk, just like the man in the story.

Don't worry A Talking Head. I dig it.

Finally!

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed your joke, Talking Head.

A guy goes into a bar and orders a couple of beers. As the barmaid sets them down she says to the guy "Tell you what- I'll do you a deal: You COULD pay for the beers, but if you can jump up and reach these two pieces of meat that I happen to have nailed to the ceiling, I'll give you them for free". The guy looks the barmaid in the eye, then looks at the beers, then up at the ceiling, then at the money in his hand. Finally, he looks back at the barmaid and says:

"I'm sorry love, but the stakes are too high".

Genius.

Mark

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Heh heh :smile:

I don't know if this'll translate so well across the Atlantic, but:

What do you get if you cross Osama Bin Laden with Eval Knieval?


A wheelie bin

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Marc, that was hilarious!

Q:Why isn't there any Wal-Marts in Kabul, Afghanistan?
A: There is a "target" on every corner.

Q: How do you starve an indian?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: What is blue and orange, and sits at the bottom of the pool?
A: a baby with poped floaties.


Sick and Twisted,
-Cory

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Two women are sitting in a waiting room at a doctor's office. One is knitting a pair of socks. The other woman sees her knitting, and demands, "WHAT ARE YOU KNITTING?!" The woman says, "I'm knitting a pair of socks." The other woman says, "Oh, good. I thought you were knitting an Afghan."

Madcap, those were the best ones so far!! Make Satan laugh you did.

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Seamus, that's the dog, was outside

I hear that, now that women can wear whatever they want, there's a new cloths shop opening in Afghanistan:


"Burka King".

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

What do you get if you cross Blofelt with Oddjob?

A blow job that felt odd.

Simple.

Cheers,

Mark

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Rank amateurs. I won't even mention the original post. Perhaps in time it too will be edited out.

Here's a REAL joke:

A guy is waiting in his doctor's examination room when the Doctor returns shaking his head and tut-tutting.

Patient: Is it bad, Doctor?
Doctor: Hmmm? A bit of a problem, yes.
Patient: (Shocked) Don't hold back, Doc. Give it to me straight.
Doctor: Well, you really must stop masturbating.
Patient: Oh God! Am I going blind?
Doctor: Oh no. It's just the other patients in the waiting room don't like it.

THAT was a joke.

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Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay.

THAT was sick. :grin: