A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

I don't know, that crib death one.
Wooooooo!

A Talking Head, it's not really a joke, just a strange story.

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I was in the kitchen
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside

......D'oh!

Ok. A woman goes into a bar, looking for a bit of loving for the evening. There's really only one guy in the place, so she decides to have a drink and see if he'll notice her... After about quarter of an hour, she notices him giving her "the eye". She finishes her drink and goes up to the bar, ostensibly to order another, but also to see if he's interested. The guy says hello and offers to buy her a drink. "What ya having?" he asks. She looks at the shelf behind the counter and doesn't see anything she wants. "What are you drinking? she asks, gesturing to his glass. "A-ha, says the man. "This is Magic Beer, he says to the girl's obvious amusement. "If you don't believe me, then watch this" and with that, takes a swig, puts down the beer, runs to the open widow and dives out, only to fly round the building twice (and once over it) and back in the window, feet never having touched the ground. "Jesus Christ! exclaims the girl. The guy just sits and sups his beer. "Ok- I don't actually believe that I saw that. Bet you can't do it again." The guy simply takes another big swig, runs to the open window, dives out and does the same, this time doing a loop the loop before flying back in through the window. The woman is suitably impressed and immediately starts making out with the guy. After half an hour of this, she asks if she can try some of the guy's Magic Beer. "Will it have the same effect on me too?" she asks "Sure, he replies "but go easy, it's powerful stuff". She takes a big swig and immediately runs to the open window and dives out, falling 35 feet to her death with a splat. The guy nonchalantly turns back to his beer.

The barman looks at the guy and says:


"Christ, you're a prick when your drunk, Superman."



Funny or not, you read it.

Cheers,

Mark

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

Superman! It's me, Ricky from Smallville! Superman! Why won't you answer! (maybe he can't hear you, ricky.) He can hear me, he's got super hearing! Superman! What's the matter Superman!! Superman!!

very funny, but ive heard it before.


fart. ha ha ha.

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"Exterminate all rational thought...that is the conclusion I have come to."
- William S. Burroughs
'NAKED LUNCH'

Incidentally, when my mate Elliot was 10, he got into a cable car in Austria with the rest of his class on a skiing trip. Christopher Reeves happened to be there, reading a paper. Being the only kid to notice him, as little boys are wont to do, Elliot went up to him and said "Are you Superman?" Mr. Reeves quietly replied "Yes" and then hid behind his paper.

Fantastic.

Cheers,

Mark

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

He really believed it. That's why he tried to fly off his horse, and as you see, that didn't work out very well.


Beers,



Kevin

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"All Right, Now PISS OFF!!!"

From "Man Of Steel" to "Steven Hawking" in one fell, uh, swoop.

Gears,

Mark

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

You mean one fell splat.

Tears,

Kevin

he is now the amazing 'superchair'

oh, very bad of us.

Queers,

Twat

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"Exterminate all rational thought...that is the conclusion I have come to."
- William S. Burroughs
'NAKED LUNCH'

That's Radiochair's alter ego

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

What, queer?

it rhymes! get it! me so clever heehee hoho!

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"Exterminate all rational thought...that is the conclusion I have come to."
- William S. Burroughs
'NAKED LUNCH'