Finders Keepers

I found a dollar at the bottom of a public pool once.

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Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

that's a bit odd actually..

cheers

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Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

I found $10 in my coat pocket last night. Does that count?

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I think finds like that are more fun than random finds.

cheers

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Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

yeah, no guilt involved

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

Well, i found $5 in an old wallet today..added to my christmas fund

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run rabbitt run. dig that hole. forget the sun

Happened just this past week:

1. I walked to the ATM to get some cash. Apparently the previous user had forgotten to take back his card - it was still in there and it was still logged in. On a whim, I just checked the balance - $14,550. I could've paid my entire years tuition fees and still have change for book.

I took the card out and walked to the building admin office and handed it to the cop on duty.

2. Three days later, I was walking home seriously drunk and cursing the miserable weather. I spotted a very wet and soggy wallet on the sidewalk. I picked it up and there was not a soul in sight. The next day, based on the student ID card in the wallet, I was able to trace the guy's email addy. I sent him three emails with my contact info. He still hasn't replied - so I'm taking it to the cops tomorrow.


My friends tell me that since he isn't interested in the wallet, I ought to keep it, but I have a belief about such things. I believe what goes around, comes around. Tomorrow the tables could easily be reversed and I'd be in the same pickle - in which case, I would certainly like it if my property were returned to me.

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Work in the ER is a mix of can do, can't do and "sure, what the hell..."

Watch my videos

I like to check every payphone I come across because occasionally I'll find a little bit of change in the return slot.

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APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Wow, you're such a classy guy.

The money is on the streets.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

Just next to dirt poor too.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Your ATMs stay logged in? Ours spit the card out after the transaction has been done. What sort of a moron would forget their key card, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Almost tops Joey setting his room on fire

cheers

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

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"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk." Tom Waits

Yeah, I think ours automatically give back your card too.

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