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Old 01-28-2005, 06:46 AM
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A series of copycat farts following someone else's admission of guilt can compound the misery of the perpetrator, whilst simultaneously giving your bowels the clean out you've always dreamed of!
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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp!
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Save pounds on shoe wear by simply increasing the length of your stride by a few inches.
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A good way to dodge the increasing fuel costs for vehicles is to ride a bike.
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Heres one for the people in my office

Do some f**king work and I'll stop making you cry.
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Sick of your husband moaning that you have done nothing all week besides play on the computer and drink coffee with friends?

Simply list things he can't proove haven't been done, ie shampoo carpet, took kids to the museum (only if kids are to young to speak or easily bribed with sweets).

If he tries to catch you out by saying the carpet doesn't look clean simply burst into tears!
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Smarties tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic "space cat". For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pets tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.

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Heres one for the people in my office

Do some f**king work and I'll stop making you cry.


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Sick of your husband moaning that you have done nothing all week besides play on the computer and drink coffee with friends?

Simply list things he can't proove haven't been done, ie shampoo carpet, took kids to the museum (only if kids are to young to speak or easily bribed with sweets).

If he tries to catch you out by saying the carpet doesn't look clean simply burst into tears!

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Do some housework and your husband will stop making you cry
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Bearded men can obtain the appearance of an upper class Arctic
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Save cash when buying apples in the supermarket by removing the stalks to reduce the weight. You'll be smiling all the way to the checkout on your 176th visit as you effectively claim your free apple.
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