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Old 10-18-2005, 04:26 PM
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If you get a car, be sure to get an SUV with really bright headlights so that when you drive up behind someone you will blind them enough that they know a car is there. It is safety at work.
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If you get a car, be sure to get an SUV with really bright headlights so that when you drive up behind someone you will blind them enough that they know a car is there. It is safety at work.

Also make sure you put bull bars on the front... after all you wouldn't want to miss a fatality while your on your moblie doing the school run.
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If you're going to murder someone, murder a prostitute. It's great fun and noone will miss them!
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It depends.
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