Orange Bowl Half Time

[Gilmour/Lifeson]

Well, the half time shows at Big football games are continuing to disgrace Music everywhere as Ashlee Simpson puts on a performance consisting of totally off-key singing, booing, and utter humiliation. Ashlee has quickly solidified her position as a manufactued pop singer with no talent in record time even for the United States, where we continue to make stars out of wankers.

Now I know why she tried to lyp synch on Saturday Night Live. If I were her I'd fire my manager and go back to that strategy. She'll never make the cover of Rolling Stone otherwise

[lunaticccc]

who is ashlee simpson?

[lunaticccc]

oh a pop singer


well what did you aspect?

[Axe victim]

Imagine my disappointment when I found out we weren't discussing the merits of citrus fruits.

[Organ Grinder]

I heard it, and it was freaking hilarious!! God she's horrible!

By the way lunaticccc......what the hell does "aspect" mean? Or were you trying to say "expect"?

[usandthem]

i hate all these new pop-stars that come out of nowhere who absolutly suck at singing.I mean look at Ashlee Simpson. She came completely out of nowhere.It also pisses me off to see all these actors who suddenly get to become famous singers just because they where actors, like Hilary Duff or that other wench i forget her name.Its really sad to see the world of music go down like this,and that whole Ashlee Simpson thing was hilarious by the way.

[Simon]

I don't want Ashlee Simpson to stop. I need my comedy.

I mean come one! Didn't you see that little dancing-thingie that she did on SNL? God I have that video saved... it's so friggin' hillarious!

[CerpinTaxt]

I find it hilarious, even though I don't really care.