You Idiot!

stupid me I got a spray pant can and got a mach and sprayed paint on it, but it was a cool sight

I loanded my mom's deadbeat boyfriend $1000 bucks. I've so far only got half of it back.

I feel your pain.

I loaned my son $3500 so he could buy an '89 Jaguar XJ6 for resale. "I can make a thousand bucks profit overnight", he said. "We'll split it", he said.

So far, out of the $4000 I should have got back, I've rec'v'd $900.

As Animal and I can attest, there's a lesson here.

Yeah, don't lend more than ten bucks at a time.

I would have said the lesson is to ship the first person who doesn't pay back a loan off to Siberia, and then claim everything they own as yours as repayment.

Am I missing the point?

Absolutely, Siberia is ace!

Or to save money on shipping and packaging, and so that you don't have to worry about them somehow returning and avenging their misfortune, you could just kill them...and then take their stuff.

well, you have to be pretty darn stupid to wake up in the middle of the morning and think "whoa. the t.v. is on fire"..

Finger tired yet?

I know where he puts his finger for a rest.

I think the stupidest thing I did was start smoking.

Man is it a hard habit to break! Sheesh!

I thought it was quite easy, in the end.

It sucked big time, but it was definitely worth it.

It was easy for me too.
One day, after smoking for about three years, I decided to quit, and I did, just like that!
I actually did it because most of my friends were in the process of trying to quit, so I wanted to demonstrate how easy it would be for me. There was a bet that I wouldn't be able to handle 15 days without one. I did though, and after those 15 days I decided not to continue. I still have a smoke ocassionally, but not very often (like one a week or something like that, usually when I've been drinking).
I think the best thing to do is to go Cold Turkey. People will tell you that it's stupid, but it worked for me and many people I've talked to. You just need to learn Self-Control, Man!