What Did You Do Today?

Spent the day working with dumbass people who couldn't find their own arse with both hands on their best day....

In other words.. just another day at the office.

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

I took a mental health day and didn't go to class
I forget what I spent the day doing, but there is an empty Ben and Jerry's pint in the trash, so I guess it involved consuming leftover ice cream

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"I need a bohemian atmosphere"

There's such a thing as leftover ice cream????

That's just doesn't sound right... that just can't be..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

Went to all my classes, and am trying to decide whether or not to go in to work tonight for overtime or stay home and attempt to finish writing my CS speech

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"I need a bohemian atmosphere"

Today I picked up the newest member of the Smith household.....

Meet Seamus



All together now..... Awwwwwwwww

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

isn't he/she a little young to be drinking beer???

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone

That is Pepsi.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Well today was much like many others of late..due to my injury I am still incapacitated. Boredom has hit me in a big way, so much so, that I have even taken to watching daytime television..or daytime drivel as it is fondly known as in the UK. Over here there seems to be a great delight in 'makeover' shows. This seems to be where people buy a dilapidated property and fix it up, thereby making loads of money. However with the property prices spiraling in the UK they could have made just as much doing nothing! There is also the 'makeover woman' shows where they take some old growler and give her cosmetic surgery..and she still ends up with a face which looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. We have 'car booty'..no my American friends this 'booty' has nothing to do with ladies bottoms! A car boot is what you in the US would term the 'trunk'. Over here we have people who clear the attic of junk and stick it in their car boot (trunk) and go stand in a field, freezing their nuts off, with many other like minded souls. The object is to sell all the junk you have in your car boot..make lots of money....and then buy more junk! We have incessant re-runs of a detective called Columbo..have you heard of him? God he is driving me daft. Quincy...a coroner who cuts up bodies but we never see a speck of blood. He seems to get into an argument on each show and then runs off to save the world. There is a programme called 'Loose Women' which unfortunately has nothing at all to do with ladies of the night. It seems to revolve round four women yakking for an hour?! God preserve us! We have the odd episode of Jerry Springer thrown in, which is usually heavily censored due to it being daytime...which means we can't understand what is going on. Could we ever? However we have our very own version which is called Jeremy Kyle. This guy is an absolute tit, and I'm only staying tuned in just in case someone give him a thumping!

other than that...I didn't do much today...

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116941...hero_rock_out/

..now we know where you've been hiding Dave!

Bought condoms with the girlfriend and her mom. Fucking awkward.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Especially since at least one of them is imaginary.

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stchrissie is not me.

The stuff situation comedies are made of.


I have done absolutely nothing today. I was invited to my dad's for dinner, but my stepmother's family is there (and I know she really doesn't want me there, either) so I decided to just stay at my apartment.
I think I might go out and buy a tv dinner for later.
Yay Pilgrims!

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"I need a bohemian atmosphere"

But hopefully not to the level of daytime programming.


Good luck with the tv dinner; we'll have a glass of wine for you at my house.

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What would Godzilla do?

Haha, thanks

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"I need a bohemian atmosphere"

good point,totally missed that...

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone