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No, because I can't be arsed.

For obvious reasons.

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You know it makes sense, don't even think about it.
Life and death are things you just do when you're bored.

Yeah, I can't be arsed (how obvious do you need me to make it Lars my furry friend?)

I do believe you made it obvious enough, a while ago.

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You know it makes sense, don't even think about it.
Life and death are things you just do when you're bored.

Believe as you wish but it'll never stand up in a court of law.

That you will never know.

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You know it makes sense, don't even think about it.
Life and death are things you just do when you're bored.

How do you know I will never know, do you know something I don't know?

Cheese can't even be arsed standing up, wherever he is, frankly. Unless it's at the top of a munro for a photo opportunity, of course.

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....

Or more accurately, a gently gradiented drumlin

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....

I'd reply to that in a scintillating and brilliantly clever manner, but I just can't be arsed.

If only you knew.

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You know it makes sense, don't even think about it.
Life and death are things you just do when you're bored.

But I do know, I do.

That's what they want you to believe.

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You know it makes sense, don't even think about it.
Life and death are things you just do when you're bored.

I think you'll find it's actually what you don't want me to believe.