The why all the list threads are crap game... err list..

[stchrissie]

OK here's the rules.

1. You have to put the first reason that that comes into your head.

2. You have to use the last letter of the previous posters reason which may be challenging because....

3. You cannot ever read the other posts in the thread because quite frankly who gives a toss?

4. You must never let this thread die the death it deserves to because it is an utterly pointless waste of bandwidth (or whatever Internet memory type stuff is measured in) instead you must keep it up on the first page.

5. This thread must be posted in at least four times a day to make people think something interested might have happened when they click on the "new posts" link.

6. If you are relatively new you must post something witty/interesting/insightful in this thread only to be completely ignored because no-one ever reads it, then you must leave the site never to return in your disappointment.

7. One random person must actually read the thread and occasionally add witty or interesting comments in relation to someone else's post.

8. The above person MUST be completely ignored and shunned for trying to make the thread marginally interesting.

9. If this thread ever reaches it's post limit someone must create a new thread immediately called "The why all the list threads are crap game... err list.. Pt 2"




Right I'll go first

Peaches

[Aneurysm]

[Two-Headed Boy]

Colon cancer

[Axe victim]

1) Where's my ointment?

2) that would be the letter 'r', which reminds me of my brother Hubert who was an old seaman and kept saying 'rrrrrrrrr' after every sentence...its a nautical thing seemingly

3) I swear, on my honour that I have never read any of the otrher posts in this thread apart from the first three

4) I have no idea what bandwith is unless it has something to do with my hat size 6 3/4 ...in a homburg and 7 3/4 in a straw boater

5) point taken ...but Im going out later and I may not be able to post 4 times ....so can I save them up?

6) I'm not new, so I can't say anything witty ....apart from the fact that I'm normally witty in constipated kind of way.

7) My friend Cedric read the thread and he said he couldn't make head nor tail of it and considering that he works a a fishmonger its quite surprising. I asked for something witty and he said ' fish have no soul ( sole)' which I didn't think was very witty but he said this line at the Fishmongers Awards for Retail Traders last year and they all fell about!

8) I am now ignoring myself which is quite hard as the other me wants me to get him a cup of tea...but I'm ignoring him.

9) Point taken, I shall wait and hope it reaches its zenith.

10) Whilst out in India, in '43...or '44, I had an adjutant who liked making lists, we had him flogged on a gun carriage. Take note all you listers out there.

[Botley]

Arabesque

Motorhead, sans umlaut

Prism (parry simm)

[stchrissie]

Sigon

[Fulghum]

This is an EX-Parrot !!!!.

[stchrissie]

Tuseday morning

[Two-Headed Boy]

Pituitary gland
In the kitchen
With a knife.

[fixxlevy]

Your mam.

Apes.

'Sea of total bastard.'

Happy?

[stchrissie]

I should think bloody so.

[fixxlevy]

Originally Posted by stchrissie

I should think bloody so.

[stchrissie]

you wish

[Two-Headed Boy]

Pickles.


That's when she...

Radioactive stationary.

Jar Jar Binks, starring George Lucas.


...and my arms are very tired.

[Fulghum]

Dinsdale ??????