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Old 06-14-2005, 11:03 PM
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Bad Floyd Jokes I found

These were kinda corny, but I liked them.

Roger Waters finally go on the Dogs tour?

After being broken by trained personnel, he was trained not to spit at the fans.




The three remaining Pink Floyd members got in a car wreck, and they all died and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Oh, wow, Pink Floyd. You're going to love it here! We have Elvis singing, Jimi Hendrix playing guitar, and Roger Waters writing lyrics! This is great for rockers!"

And Dave said, "Roger's here? When did Rog die?"

And St. Peter leaned forward, and said, "Actually, it's God, but he thinks he's Roger Waters."
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Old 06-15-2005, 10:00 AM
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Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found

Those are bad but the last one is funny, oh boy!
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Old 06-15-2005, 10:25 AM
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The last joke was good.
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No it wasn't.


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Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found

... i still like the last one more
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The last joke was good.
Please read the thread title. Any good jokes I see in here will be dealt with using my mighty smiley - and don't you lot forget it!!
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Else you will be banned without exception.
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Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found

Sorry, I can't think of a Floyd joke. But I stole this from Jeff Goldstein:

My twentieth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple

me: “So, why did the apple cross the road...?”

apple:

me: “Give up? Because it’d been eaten by the chicken.”

apple:

me: “...who, y’know, then himself crossed the road, presumably...”

apple:

me: “...the chicken did.”

apple:

me: “..You don’t get it, do you?”

apple: “Oh, I get it. It’s figuring out how a dork like you managed to nab a mate and procreate that’s got me puzzled.”
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Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found

That is some bizarre stuff, I must have read it three times and still don't know what it says.
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You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally.
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That is some bizarre stuff, I must have read it three times and still don't know what it says.

Me too, but I could figure it out if I wanted to, and I don't think I need to.
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Pink Floyd live at live 8:

Roger: "I have reunited with my band today to fight poverty. Poverty is often caused by war, and war is a particularly terrible thing because it killed my daddy. So now I'd like to start off with some songs from my album, The Final Cut..."
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Pink Floyd live at live 8:

Roger: "I have reunited with my band today to fight poverty. Poverty is often caused by war, and war is a particularly terrible thing because it killed my daddy. So now I'd like to start off with some songs from my album, The Final Cut..."
NOW THAT was good....

You just forgot tot include "Andrew ****ing Llyod Webber" somewhere in the middle there...

THAT would've been perfect!
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WPEW!
I think I read that some where else though.
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what do Dale Earhardt and Pink Floyd have in common

There last hit was the wall


Yeah that would be one of my most hated jokes being that I'm fans of both
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