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06-14-2005, 11:03 PM
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| Bad Floyd Jokes I found These were kinda corny, but I liked them.  Roger Waters finally go on the Dogs tour? After being broken by trained personnel, he was trained not to spit at the fans. The three remaining Pink Floyd members got in a car wreck, and they all died and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Oh, wow, Pink Floyd. You're going to love it here! We have Elvis singing, Jimi Hendrix playing guitar, and Roger Waters writing lyrics! This is great for rockers!" And Dave said, "Roger's here? When did Rog die?" And St. Peter leaned forward, and said, "Actually, it's God, but he thinks he's Roger Waters."
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06-15-2005, 10:25 AM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found The last joke was good. |
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06-15-2005, 06:33 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found No it wasn't. Once upon a time, Jesus thought he was Jack Nickalaus.
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06-15-2005, 06:43 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found ... i still like the last one more |
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06-15-2005, 06:48 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found Quote:
 smiley - and don't you lot forget it!!
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06-15-2005, 06:57 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found Else you will be banned without exception.
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06-15-2005, 07:17 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found Sorry, I can't think of a Floyd joke. But I stole this from Jeff Goldstein: My twentieth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple me: “So, why did the apple cross the road...?” apple: me: “Give up? Because it’d been eaten by the chicken.” apple: me: “...who, y’know, then himself crossed the road, presumably...” apple: me: “...the chicken did.” apple: me: “..You don’t get it, do you?” apple: “Oh, I get it. It’s figuring out how a dork like you managed to nab a mate and procreate that’s got me puzzled.”
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06-15-2005, 07:28 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found That is some bizarre stuff, I must have read it three times and still don't know what it says.
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06-15-2005, 08:55 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally.
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06-15-2005, 09:15 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found Quote:
Me too, but I could figure it out if I wanted to, and I don't think I need to.
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#12
06-29-2005, 10:22 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found Pink Floyd live at live 8: Roger: "I have reunited with my band today to fight poverty. Poverty is often caused by war, and war is a particularly terrible thing because it killed my daddy. So now I'd like to start off with some songs from my album, The Final Cut..." |
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06-30-2005, 02:14 AM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found Quote:
 NOW THAT was good.... You just forgot tot include "Andrew ****ing Llyod Webber" somewhere in the middle there...  THAT would've been perfect!
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06-30-2005, 08:47 PM
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| Re: Bad Floyd Jokes I found what do Dale Earhardt and Pink Floyd have in common There last hit was the wall Yeah that would be one of my most hated jokes being that I'm fans of both |
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