Hi, there

I may be new here to this club, but I've been a fan since 1967, been to 5 concerts( unfortunately without roger), and turned countless others on to the pink floyd experience. Be back later, on and off. See you on the dark side of the moon. P.S. I wonder if part of Scotty will end up there????

Nice to see another elderly member joining the board. Welcome, and watch the skies for details of the exciting rules and guidelines, which you must read first, as part of the ritual when joining. We'll explain what you have to do with the rubber chicken at a later date.

When he says 'rubber chicken' he actually means 'flaccid cock' and when the word 'the' prefixes the aforementioned phrase, it actually means 'belonging to Axe Victim'

I'll have you know that my c............on second thoughts...

Don't worry- I know that they call you the 'Viagra Niagra' around Aiberdeen Toon

since Aiberdeen is known as the Granite City I was going to make a tenuous link...nah....I wont bother

Hello and welcome.