Mistaken Lyrics

Have you ever heard lyrics to a song and thought they were something completely different from the actual lyrics? This is your opportunity to confess your inability to decipher lyrics.

For me, when I first heard Pop Musik by "M", I thought the line "New York, London, Paris, Munich...", was "You don't need no Paris eunuch...".

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there's no dark side of mars, really...
as a matter of fact it's all pink.

thats happened to me a bunch of times. i cant remember them off the top of my head except for "Mother did it need to be so high?"

i thought it was Mother did "I" need to be so high

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"I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"...So much behind us...still far to go...still far to go..."
April 5, 2006 was amazing

I always thought the lyrics to Smoke on the Water said
'But some stupid with a flagon burned the place to the ground'

instead of

'But some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground'

I reckon it was Ian Gillans poor pronounciation, and not my hearing, which was at fault. I could never quite figure out how a 'flagon' could start a fire?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Jaodra7AY

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

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I do not have to seek you out, I read you day and night
And drink and bathe and share my coat
And droplets spray in rainbows from that distant age
And we will never taste the final drop
Nor turn the final page

We don`t need no education,
We don`t need no thoughts control,
No dogs of sarcasm in the classroom...

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I though it was "mother didn't need to be so high"

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

man, I remember spending so much time on this website with all my family around, laughing our asses off, many years ago. thanks for the link.
I remember this one, that I read from this very site, that I never forgot because it nearly killed me: "My head smelled just like tuba lube." instead of "My hands felt just like two balloons".

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

Hell, I like that better than Rog's lyrics.

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Carter. Available in original vanilla and now, chocolate swirl! Mmmm...Mmmm...Mmmm!

Multiculturalism is national suicide and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. Wake up, America.

There's a song called "Access Denied." The line goes "and you're looking at me with that look of sheer disdain." I kept hearing it as "and you're looking at me with that look of shitty stain." Yeah, it made no sense to me, and I'm glad that that wasn't what it actually was!

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Well, if it was the flagon with the dragon...

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"I suppose I'll open a bottle of something if they find it." - Peter Higgs

When Madonna first released "Die Another Day", I thought she was singing, "I want to die, under the stage."

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there's no dark side of mars, really...
as a matter of fact it's all pink.

My husband thought the REM song "night Swimming" Was called "Nice Women"

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

In the part of Alive (by Pearl Jam) when it says "Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked" i tought it said "Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playing guitar" (more likely "Guitah")

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Al tubo de dentifrico por la mañana, a eso le llaman Dios

In "Message in a Bottle" (The Police), I thought the line "A year has passed since I wrote my note", was "A year has passed since I broke my nose".

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there's no dark side of mars, really...
as a matter of fact it's all pink.

I still cant figure out Several Species