Worst Film/Movie ever

Fortress.

'Nuff said.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

I carefully avoid watching movies I think will be lousy, so I've obviously missed the worst of them.

However, I had to suffer through "Breakfast at Tiffanys" once, and absolutely hated every f**king minute of it. I've never seen Audrey Hepburn since without feeling the urge to kill her.

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Taking away from you for the greater good. (The Audacity of Socialism).

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmad (founder, C.A.I.R.)

Austins Powers is another one of mine I went watching it at the flicks it looked really promising and turned out to be utter shite.

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

Is that like a sci-fi flick??

The first two, I thought, were fairly decent. Lots & lots of quoteable quotes.

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Someone desrves a pat on the back.

Austin Powers 3 was shit, lots of promising penis jokes, though.

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That's all.
APFFN
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And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Absolutely spot on Mark me boy! My vote for worst movie ever goes to Titanic, I hated it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

Yes, that one was fucking awful. Everyone was going on about it and it was breaking all records. But yet it was total shite, silly love story on some boat that sunk once.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

shite love story using a human catastrophe ......money guaranteed...

Hmmmm... worst movie ever made, and i'm gonna need a good reason...
Lets see...

THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!

Dammit how the hell could they sully 'Adams name by placing his name on the credits to this overhyped overblown hollywooded-up piece of stinking smegma!!!
What where they THINKING!
I'm an avid Hitchhikers fan, and I DO appreciate that shrinking down the books into movie form was gonna be a tough job, but HOW IN HELL did they manage to take a series of books so blessed with genius that only an incompetent four year old could cock it up, and, well, COCK IT UP!!!
They put so many stupid unnecessary plot devices in there to try and hang it all together it ended up a mere shadow of the original incarnations of Hitchhikers.
SURELY two or three movies would have been a better option.
What would Lord of the Rings have been like shrank down into one movie? A HEAP OF SHITE thats what!
Case in point.
Now, maybe i'm being a little to much of a Hitchhiker fanboy here, but since WHEN did Zaphod have his second head hidden? Christ, would it have been too much to CG in the second head - c'mon, the Beeb pulled Zaphod off more convincingly with the classic (but crap-effect-ridden) TV show in 1982.
Also. can anybody remember Trillian EVER asking Arthur to take her to Madagascar? Nope? Me neither.
Its just minor points - but there are SO MANY minor flaws within the movie it just end up a big incoherent mess.
I will concede though - there are a couple of points in the movie where I had a wry kind of smile. The original Marvin making a cameo, and Simon Jones appearance.
To put it simply:
I love the books.
I love the radio series.
I love the TV show.
The movie BLOWS!

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Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream!
Wave upon wave of demented avengers marched cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream!

It's bad alright, but try not to take it so personally.

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

Point taken.

I think I needed to get that out of my system.
I actually feel much better now.

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Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream!
Wave upon wave of demented avengers marched cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream!

I raelly can't argue with any of that...absolutely spot on. Incidentally, I fell asleep watching it in the cinema.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

So did the friend I went to see it with. I had to wake him up so we could leave. Why the hell did I sit through the crap?

what a waste of good drinkin' time...

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Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream!
Wave upon wave of demented avengers marched cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream!

Probably, like me, you thought that because the books, radio and tv programmes were so enjoyable, that the film would be the same? Once again the film industry gives us the sucker punch.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM