Muffins Now (A parody of Comfortably Numb)

Hello? Are there any muffins left here?
just toss one over here, sir
Do you have some without nuts?
Come on, sir! I said it without slurs
Just want some muffins please
And bring them home to mom
Muffins!
I didn't want no Krispy Kremes
Just a few muffins
Could I get a few or not?

There are none left, I'm sorry patron
The last one left over that horizon
They were coming here in waves
The muffins now, like some frightening craze
When I was a child, I had some muffins
The things as big as small balloons
Now I want to eat them once again
I can't explain, they wer just scrumtious, man
Can't get them in a can
I-I-I-I Want some big Muffins now

Ok... Will there be another shipment?
2 weeks? Oh my- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I think that I will be quite sick
Can you maybe
Ya know, hurry up, sometime please?
With the muffin shipment you know
Come on I want them Now!

There are none left, I'm sorry patron
The last one left over that horizon
They were coming here in waves
The muffins now, like some frightening craze
When I was a child, I knew the Muffin Man
His muffin ways had known no bounds
I went to buy from him but no
I had not known that he had gone away
The guy is gone
My dream is done
But I-I-I-I Want some big muffins now...

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