Argue With the Onion

After thinking about all the trouble I caused hijacking anothers thread with my desire to argue with people, debate if you will, I thought the best idea would be to start a thread of my own where I can rant freely and I invite people to rip into me as they feel fit. Like I have said before I am a law student and I love debate and banter back and forth. I dont care what its about, so I'll start by throwing out some topics that might be controversial and what I think about them.

George W Bush -- I feel he is the biggest idiot that has ever been allowed into the white house. I am now regretting every single remark I made belitttling Al Gore's intelligence, he is Edison compared to bush

abortion -- I am vehemently anti-abortion, in most every case. Including some instances of rape, as horrible as that may sound. But there is logic behind it

society -- I feel that society is worthless. Just listen to the album Animals, there are three types of people: sheep, pigs and dogs. Not to mention that nobody stands out nowadays, nobody is original. I am anti-social to the point that I dont really ever want to go out or anything like that. You might even say that I'm anti-people

religion -- remember that brute Jesse the "body" Ventura, past governor of Minnnesota? And his comments on religion being a crutch for the feeble minded? Sounds good to this Onion

the war -- some of the comments I made in that other thread were actually dramatizations of my actual beliefs. It is silly to say that we are at war with Islam, as Islam and Christianity have and will in the future coincide rather peacefully. I do however believe that the use of a nuclear weapon will show some of those heathens that they are gonna have to come to their sences pretty soon. I have seen some of the recent beheadings and they are brutal. On really high def video cameras. Taking a live person and sawing, not cutting but sawing, not with a meat cleaver but more like a steak knife as blood pours from the neck. All the while chanting to their god and believing they are acting in his service. As bad as the Japanese were in WWII they werent this bad. They just had a strong morale. I dont think these coward insurgents are as strong willed. Maybe seeing their hideouts filled with gamma rays will put the fear of mortality into them. Or they deserve to live the rest of their lives with deformed bodies. I think this could easily be done by removing all the innocents that you can without arousing too much suspicion. Otherwise this war might never end.

affirmative action/reparations for slavery -- absolutely riddiculous, everyone nowadays is so far removed from slavery that it is a joke. It brings down those african americans that work hard for a living and dont expect handouts. But there are also those who'd rather be helped every step of the way.

new topics are always welcome and I hope that this thread will be sucessful. I feel this will be a place were I can fully express my point of view and not be limited by the blue meanies, errrrr . . . moderators

I think there is a thread on pretty much every single one of those topics in the dark side of the forum (Which is where this thread should be), so it's incredibly tempting to just lock it for being an outright annoying DDT..

Go onnnnn give in to temptation.

George W Bush

Abortion

Society

Religion

War With Iraq

the blue meanies strike again. did you read the title of the fucking thread? I believe it says argue with the onion. How many other threads are there about arguing with the onion? Those were just examples. I could think of a million things that arent on here, just give me some time, meanies. The man is always trying to keep you down. Is not the whole point of the fucking thread is to allow me to rant endlessly? How many other threads are devoted soley to GlassOnion's ranting? And last time I posted a thread in the dark side if I remember correctly sydney messed herself and nearly drowned in the tears. I guess I could change the thread to why the certain mods at this otherwise excellent site have certain agendas which piss GlassOnion off. Sounds good to me.

Dont worry meanies, I got something up my sleeve for you, ever heard of the French Revolution, ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ok this was it then, user banned for being a constant pain in the arse. I'll also close this thread.