What were your parents gonna call you.Other than your present name??

My mum wanted to call me Nigel, fortunately I have a very sensible father!

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The world's gone mad
And I have lost touch
I shouldn't admit it
But I have


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Otis..after the elevator company

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

My Dad was gonna name me Jethro, but out of fear of me being picked on continuously, he changed his mind

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Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the Ape?

Nursie: You almost were a boy, my little cherry pit.

Queenie: What?

Nursie: Yeah. Out you popped, out of your mummies pumpkin and everybody shouting : "It's a boy, it's a boy!". And somebody said "but it hasn't got a winkle!". And then I said "A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!" And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. Anyway, I was really disappointed.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

My mum wanted to name me Ryane, my dad was holding out for Mackenzie.

I would have dug Marlo though.

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"I need a bohemian atmosphere"

Absolutely no lies here, my parents were seriously considering calling me Zaphod. Personally I would have just introduced myself as Zafe and would have had that cool Z-ness about my name, but thankfully they went in other directions.

Being of Scottish ancestry their final choices were between Hamish, Dougal, Fergus and my actual name. No offense to any of the Hamishes, Dougals or Ferguses out there, but I definitely came out on top in the name department (bear in mind as well that i'm an Aussie and none of those three names are very popular out here). Unfortunately tho my actual name has become flavour of the month I'M NOT UNIQUE ANYMORE!!

My parents didn't name me

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Work in the ER is a mix of can do, can't do and "sure, what the hell..."

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I was apparently going to be called Adam until they saw me for the first time. Thankfully my parents elected not to call my sister Eve as well.

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

i was going to be named Oscar but that stayed with my bro

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zig-zag-ing my way through the boredom and pain...

If I was a girl I would have been called Carrie-Anne.

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Shine on you crazy muppo!

Were I born a female I would have been Rebecca Jane..

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

I was to be "DeeAnne" if a girl, "Dean" if a boy.

They tossed "Dean" at the last moment because my Dad's boss (very wealthy) had died just a few days before I was born, and Dad wanted to kiss up to his family, so he named me after his dead boss. It worked great, because shortly thereafter, the grieving widow sold dad his dead boss's new Lincoln for practically nothing.

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Taking away from you for the greater good.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, C.A.I.R.)

They were considering Jackie and Shyanne. Instead they went with Jennifer. I'm used to it now, but I hate how common it is.

I don't know about me, but my father was to be called "Espiridion" which is the longest ugliest name I've ever heard. Thank god he was named Juan.

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Al tubo de dentifrico por la mañana, a eso le llaman Dios