fixxlevy is the man!

This explains why I haven't gotten the paper in the last three years.

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stchrissie is not me.

Well, sometimes life calls and keeps you on the phone for a while. Once upon a time I was a college student working part time and I lived on the internet. Now I work full time and don't even want to look at another computer screen when I get home from work. Something else must have happened at the time that kept me tied up. Hmm . . . it was a while back. I will visit every so often, but I won't be able to live here from all night like in days past. So, how has everyone been?

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"And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky"

Did you call the circulation desk? They were supposed to have some kid fill in for me. I'll bet he has just been throwing it in your shrubs.

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"And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky"

It's good to see you again. Things are ticking along nicely.

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

I feel all left out so I am going to pretend I know you.

ZOMGZ PAPERBOY, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

Where Is He Hidding?????

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone

Dear Sir

I can confirm that news reports of the death of fixxlevy have been greatly exaggerated. He is currently residing in dear old London, where he has found work as a travelling masseuse/ lap dancer who entertains elderly women in the privacy of their own homes. He seemingly dances around in his bikers leather jacket to the tune of 'satisfaction', played by the Rolling Stones, whilst rubbing baby oil on their wrinkly bodies. According to a text I received, 'it earns a load of dosh', and for a few bucks more there are 'extras'. Being a simple country boy at heart, with a strict religious upbringing, I have never had the heart to ask what those 'extras' were. I hope this helps to clear the matter up.

yours

Axe Victim

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

London... is he zooming in on Stchrissie???

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone

He might be, but I'm sure the rest of her family wouldn't quite appreciate that.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Nah she lives out in the wilds ..I'm sure it's Birmingham or Middlesborough she resides, which is a fair bit a way from London.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

What,you have a problem with Stalking...

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone

I thought it was Yorkshire!

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"The sound of music in my ears"

“The great error of earlier ethics is that it conceived itself as concerned only with the relations of man to man." - Albert Schweitzer

I think you may be right...I know its somewhere they have a lot of sheep!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

Here?

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"The sound of music in my ears"

“The great error of earlier ethics is that it conceived itself as concerned only with the relations of man to man." - Albert Schweitzer