Dr Cheese's Retirement

The Editor
The Times
London

Dear Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that there is some disharmony in the lower ranks. Being an old soldier (Her Majesties 34th Bengal Lancers/ Foot and Mouth Division) I thought I might bring some of my military acumen to bear on the problem. We had a similar sort of thing happen in the Sudan in ‘37 or ‘38 …I forget, when one of our orderlies, fellow by the name of…..umm….anyway this damn orderly decided that he wouldn’t wash the regimental goat as he didn’t feel that it was part of his duties! This damn bolshie fellow then had the audacity to walk out on us just before the regimental dinner. I ask you? I mean it was damned inconvenient. Who would serve the soup? You just can’t have that sort of bolshie behaviour by the junior ranks, its just not cricket. Anyway, we got round the problem by giving him a damn good flogging tied to a gun carriage. However the Sergeant Major, chap from Glasgow or some foreign part, by the name of MacNab, got a bit carried away and broke the orderlies arms and legs. Anyway we gave the orderly some special chocolate that had been sent out in the despatch box, and all ended well. Made serving the soup damn messy, but he got there in the end. Anyway, I’m suggesting that you give these moderator Johnnies a damn good thrashing (tied to a gun carriage preferably) and get them back in line for inspection.

Yours faithfully


Col. Upshott Baggley (retired) VC; DSO (and bar)

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Thanks for the moderator work, Cheesus. Your efforts might not have been in vain. Time will tell.

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Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay.

Peeeeeeaaaccceeee OUT!

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Evidence it once exist
At some point in time
But with no visible proof
It was ever really there...

Wow, 2 mods leaving about a week or two apart. If this continues, well be mod-less by the summer.

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Shine on, Syd...

Ut Prosim

Paulo will soon be setting up the nominations for new mods....

All you mod-wannabees raise your hands!

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Taking away from you for the greater good.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, C.A.I.R.)

I wouldn't mind being one. It fits with my schedule and all since I am always on.

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That's all.
APFFN
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

Dr Cheese goin' to. Wow this is spreading like the Black Death. first Lars and now The Cheese man. Hope to see you at the next Beatles convention Doc.

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come on you painter,you piper,you prisoner,and shine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, in my many incarnations on this site I have seen many faces of cheese from witty to scalding. I always respected him though no matter the situation or my subsequent fate. Shine On Cheese.

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Alone in the
clouds all blue
Lying on an eiderdown, yippee
You can't see me but I can you

Too all members and non members of this exclusive network I think we should all pool together and start a Retirement fund for our embattled mods who after many years of fine service for the rest of us lout's have decided to go out to the pasture for the rest of their years. To start I say we all empty our pockets and start the fund with our change.(Keep the Pennys but please add the lint from your pocket bottoms)

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come on you painter,you piper,you prisoner,and shine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say we pay them real respect and send them to stud!

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Alone in the
clouds all blue
Lying on an eiderdown, yippee
You can't see me but I can you

I go to New York for a weekend and this is what I come home to!

Please nominate me for moderation. I'll be sure not to excercise liberal amounts of authority, nor conserve my sources of power...perfectly moderate!

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One eyed, one horned

But you're "new" here!

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"Aspiring Cult Leader Seeks Many Female Disciples To Assist In Daily Mundane Tasks: Preparing Meals And Baths, Destroying Enemies, Sex, Et Cetera." 941-587-6649

Ordaining you a mod, Joey, would be like making "Bubba" a sorority mother.

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Taking away from you for the greater good.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, C.A.I.R.)

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