Dr Cheese's Retirement

Cheers Cheese, the site was, indeed, moderate under your guidance.

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Only the very safe,
Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

Bird flu hits APFFN!

Two ModeRatOr Something down in two weeks.

Please, keep the survivors sheltered!

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If you want to find the source,
you have to go up, against the current.

Welcome back between the moderated ones, Cheese!

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"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk." Tom Waits

Glad to see you around here again, DT.

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If you want to find the source,
you have to go up, against the current.

Good work cheese. I hope you still be around here for a long time.

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"The sound of music in my ears"

"Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalized, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism."
Karl Marx, Das Kapital, 1867

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Disneyland can wait

Miserable old bastard.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

He still sore about this whole thing? Skin like a grape, I swear it.

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I'll suck the marrow out, and rape your hollow bones, Yoni.
Now you can see all the shit I listen to.
And you can fawn over my Myspace.

I went out and bought four Echo & the Bunnymen CD's.

I sold all my Beatles LP's on Ebay. ALL of them.

I bought an orange parka that leaves only my eyes exposed, and walked up a tall, cold mountain.

I ate four pounds of cheese, with deleterious aftereffects.

I even put on my ruby slippers, closed my eyes, and clicked my heels together three times.

Nothing's working.

...

It is, I think, absofreakinlutely critical that our hero's position as top poster not be lost to the upstart pretender Fixxlevy. I've been posting senseless oneliners as fast as I can, but I'll never catch up; I'm just too far behind, and I lack the resolve (and attention span) to continue.

No, the only answer is an elite kidnap team to be dispatched to Liverpool immediately. While I'll be unable to join, due to a bad back, volunteers are eagerly sought. Intrepid commandos may apply following this post, and donations for expenses may be sent to me personally.

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"I suppose I'll open a bottle of something if they find it." - Peter Higgs

Does it HAVE to be Liverpool? Can't we just wait until he goes a-hiking or a-mountain climbing, then nab him where he stands...preferrably via helicopter?

And don't try to kid us with that bad back malarky. You just don't want to go to Liverpool yourself.

Come back, Cheesus, mostly all is forgiven.

p.s. Confidentially, I honestly believe our unholy Cheesus is having a well deserved break, an APFFN sabbatical if you will, from this zany, other worldly place peopled by equally other-worldly ...um...people.

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Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay.

Miserable old bastard.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

From fixxy's Last.fm inbox:

Cheese: "Your musical compatibility rating with fixxlevy is:
Very Low"

Which just goes to show how Very Bad your taste in music is.

fixxy: Whatever, you monumental milk squirting mammary. What's your mobile number? I'll send you a picture of my cock

Cheese: You're keeping chickens now? How very quaint.

fixxy: Yawn. I'm lying on the floor in my living room watching the Blue Planet and replying to your peurility via my phone. I take it the TV license detector van is in your area and that's why you're online (and being a twat). If you can be arsed texting insults, that's great. Otherwise, bang it up your miniscular jap's eye and shit off back to whence you came. My mobile is *********** and I won't be replying via this medium again today. Git.

Cheese: Can I be arsed texting insults? Not to the likes of you, twatty bollocks, so shove it up your vag!

fixxy: Well, you're wrong, 'cause I'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.

Cheese: Champagne? More like Lambrini.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

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maybe if u say it five more times it will have some more meaning to it

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My Dad Is A Dermatologist... I Should Know!
yah...i'm a girl
Who Are You? Who Am I? To Say We Know The Reason Why?
:n) <--roger :nD <---dave :n[D <---nick 8n) <---rick :~) <---syd

Or maybe he'll jump through the bathroom mirror, covered in bees.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

...or he might have been banged up for six months?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Jaodra7AY