Would Mass-Consciousness Persuade Pink Floyd to Tour In 2006/2007??

If all of us Floydians put our minds together for a minute and concentrate deeply on the visualization of a 2006 or 2007 Pink Floyd Reunion Tour, and how fulfilling it would be, maybe it would happen. I've heard of mass-consciousness being done several times with many positive outcomes!! Here is what we all should do:

On April 15, 2006, at 8pm eastern time, everyone should take 60 seconds in silent deep concentration and thought and focus on a reunion tour for '06/'07.
You may be surprised at the outcome! Please believe me!!

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So all aboard for the American tour
And maybe you'll make it to the top

I think it takes more than mass-consciousness to get those old farts working together again.

Possibly a bit of rohypnol in each of their kier royales or whatever might result in mass-unconsciousness, allowing some sturdy fellows to drag their limp frames into Abbey Road Studios or wherever at the same time, but they'd probably blame each other for it as soon as they woke up.

Apart from Rick, who'd start crying.

Sorry, I'll be busy at that time. Probably getting laid or doing any number of things that are infintely more interesting than attending a Floyd concert.