Internet Romance

I fell in love with an internet girl
She seemed like the right thing for me
We chatted for hours
‘about heartaches and flowers
And her job as a missionaree

This went on for months
While I sucked on my beers
And typed my love over the net
I knew someday she’d be mine
So I arranged to meet up
And have a few glasses of wine

She’d be tall, and be blonde
Or be short and be dark
She’d be honest…..
On that you can bet!
My mind in a whirl
Oh my Internet girl
You mean all the world
Can I really find love on the net?

On the night that we met
It was cold, it was wet
As I sat in that swanky cafe
Imagine my sigh
As I looked in her eye
And found she was really called Bert.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM

Yep, the crazy shit still knows how to find me.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

What do you guys expect; I learn from the best (check my signature).

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All hail Axe.

This is how I feel about internet relationships too. Theroretically, they're fun, but in reality they're just too hard to keep up.

Good luck in yours, though, don't let my bad experiences cloud your chances.

I have no other experiences with the whole internet relationship thing, was never into them not did I ever intent to. I happened to meet a girl and I instantly fell in love with her, on the internet. Neither of us is looking for an internet relationship those are not realistic, we have a great friendship on the internet. A relationship could never work on the internet and it's limits, that's just silly.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

Fucking thread, I hate it. took me all day to write the above post and still it's just not right. I didn't make the thread about my own experience but it does cover most of it by now. I never wanted my own situation to get out like this. Fucking mistake thread this is.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

Wow, you really are in love!

Right now there are other things going on inside me, it's all dark.

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It's a crime that the swift should be held back by the slow, and it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it.

I predict a diet

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

I personally don't think you can have a great relationship and/or successful relationship through the internet. There are just so many things that can happen, and things that won't happen.

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ég gaf ykkur von sem varð að vonbrigðum.. þetta er ágætis byrjun

I'm somewhat dubious about the notion of internet romance. For me words on a screen can't replace the heart-skip feel of a first kiss...but I guess there's lots of happy 'Norman' types out there who have found their perfect 'Edwina'...so who am I to pass judgement.

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Only the very safe,
Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

If you meet someone special over the internet, fine. But I don't believe you can fall in love without making actual real-world contact first.

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain

Yeah, I agree.

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Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

Hmm. To share my story or not...meh, not. But let's just say...I found my girlfriend in a very strange manner over the internet. Lucky for me, it turned out that she lives only a few hours from where I do (only during the summer though). But most of our contact is over the phone (and we talk daily). I really don't see how words on the screen could have the impact a voice could (sorta like what Botley said).

Oh, by the way, we are in love.

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