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Originally Posted by Axe victim Snatch, Fiddle and Swickem
Barristers at Law
Marleybone
London
Dear Mr I.P Dover (aka Freely)
We would like to express our regret at any embarassment this thread may have caused you. Please accept our sincerest apologies, and in way of making amends, we enclose a luncheon voucher to the value of 99cents (no cash equivalent paid) for the damage this thread may have caused you.
Our heartfelt apologies.
I. Snatch ( on behalf of APFFN) |
Dear Mr. Snatch,
APFFN Management, et al,
I would like to express my gratitude toward you for trying to make a sincere apology. Unfortunately, upon trying to cash in the enclosed food stamp I was informed that it was an obvious forgery (apparently crayon is not often used when printing such things) and was immediately apprehended by the local law enforcement agents. Upon giving my name to these law enforcement officials I was given quite the beating (of which reason I have no idea). I have enclosed a bill for my stay at the local infirmary as well as court costs and fines.
Thank you in advance,
Benjamin Ichabod Ponce "Freely" Dover, Esq.
05-11-2006, 03:03 AM
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