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[Troy McLoor]

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[vacant_eyes]

click this to see my opinion

[Sydney]

er is this an intro, a joke or spam?

cheers

[doctor_how]

Made me giggle a bit....

But I have no idea who would be behind it or why they posted this. Might just be all in good fun! Rather odd that Mr. Troy here would suggest "Strawberry" as a female name. Maybe Strawberry Fields.....Forever?

[Axe victim]

I think its just a bit of good fun....mind you there is quite a lot of the truth in there as well!

[DavidAV]

It's a joke obviously. Kind of funny. Isn't that "Troy" guy from the Simpsons?
It's sad that so many people maintain the America has such a bad education system. I think we have a great system, many people fail to take advantage of it though.

[strawberries]

hi troy

im starwberries

why

i love them ! i love strawberry shortcake ! i cant be arsed to get name that has sumthin to do with pink floyd, why? cause its gay and pathetic

i could post a poc from a magazine, but then it would be blond


i know what kinda joke this is and its funny, but ur the one with the problem,'troy'



hmmm i wonder what member on this board created u ?

[fixxlevy]

Christ on a bike

[vacant_eyes]

Christ on a bike

agrees

[strawberries]

hmm

[rcmno31]

So, strawberries...is it true?

[fixxlevy]

That he's a pre-op Fulghum?

Undoubtedly

[Antilles]

HAHA, this IS funny..

[Terry Abbott]

I don't like folk who troll.

[vacant_eyes]

me neither